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Top 30 facts about Jack Bauer (Vanity)
Posted on 01/20/2006 12:31:39 PM PST by 95 Bravo
Top 30 facts about everyone's favorite hero. See here: http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: 24; heynicelink; jackbauer; sandboxtime; tvfrysyourbrain
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posted on
01/20/2006 12:31:41 PM PST
by
95 Bravo
To: 95 Bravo
This begs the question: could Chuck Norris kill Jack Bauer?
To: 95 Bravo
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posted on
01/20/2006 12:36:42 PM PST
by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: 95 Bravo
I found this one funny:
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. Anyways, Chuck Norris would wipe the floor with Jack Bauer. No one stands before the Chuck.
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posted on
01/20/2006 12:37:39 PM PST
by
spetznaz
(Nuclear-tipped Ballistic Missiles: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol)
To: 95 Bravo
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posted on
01/20/2006 12:40:21 PM PST
by
Born Conservative
(Chronic Positivity: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jsher/)
To: ClearCase_guy
Only if he was his best friend.
(reference to how every Chuck Norris movie has his best friend die).
To: 95 Bravo
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posted on
01/20/2006 12:46:21 PM PST
by
elfman2
To: 95 Bravo
He strikes again.......
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posted on
01/20/2006 12:46:55 PM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(Yes, as a matter of fact, those pants do make your butt look big...)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Television is the plug-in drug.
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posted on
01/20/2006 12:47:57 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
(I love global warming in the winter.)
To: 95 Bravo
If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don't want to get 7 stars. My favorite. For the uninitiated: Because if you get Four Stars (****) then a SWAT team comes after you; Five Stars (*****) warrants teams of FBI agents; Six Stars (******) is when the army comes with tank, planes, and heavy weaponry. Its impossible to get Seven Stars, until now....
To: HOTTIEBOY
I RARELY watch TV. However, I ALWAYS watch 24, even when I'm ill (as in this past week).
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posted on
01/20/2006 12:53:13 PM PST
by
Born Conservative
(Chronic Positivity: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jsher/)
To: 95 Bravo; ToddBush
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posted on
01/20/2006 12:55:04 PM PST
by
Millee
(Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
HAHA..
"Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas."
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posted on
01/20/2006 12:57:55 PM PST
by
Michael Barnes
(Jake plummer meet the safety blitz, and yes the sky does look nice this time of year, enjoy the view)
To: Born Conservative
I hate the TV and sometimes swear to smash it on the concrete if people in my house don't get out of their hypnotic state and turn it off.
They are not even watching anything good or informative. They sit at stare at reruns of Full House or even infomercials.
There are, however, a FEW shows I like to watch. From the sound of the folks on this forum, I might have to check out 24 to see if it's 'count.
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posted on
01/20/2006 1:01:44 PM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(Yes, as a matter of fact, those pants do make your butt look big...)
To: ClearCase_guy
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posted on
01/20/2006 1:04:10 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(00111100 00100000 01111100 00111010 00101001 01111110)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Post of the Day, sir! Bravo!
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posted on
01/20/2006 1:04:28 PM PST
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: HOTTIEBOY; blackie; JoeSixPack1; BraveMan; Tijeras_Slim; uglybiker
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posted on
01/20/2006 1:05:15 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(00111100 00100000 01111100 00111010 00101001 01111110)
To: HOTTIEBOY
There are only three shows I like to watch: Battlestar Galactica, 24, and My Name is Earl (funniest show on tv).
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posted on
01/20/2006 1:05:19 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: 95 Bravo
"When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out."
We need someone to Photoshop "Jack Bauer brand Whoop-Ass"!
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posted on
01/20/2006 1:07:08 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
"My brother Randy's afraid of chickens. And the Pope's hat, but only because he thinks a chicken's hiding under there."
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posted on
01/20/2006 1:13:03 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(Say the word "pooper" to xsmommy and watch the reaction. : ))
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