1 posted on
01/20/2006 12:31:41 PM PST by
95 Bravo
To: 95 Bravo
This begs the question: could Chuck Norris kill Jack Bauer?
To: 95 Bravo
3 posted on
01/20/2006 12:36:42 PM PST by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: 95 Bravo
I found this one funny:
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. Anyways, Chuck Norris would wipe the floor with Jack Bauer. No one stands before the Chuck.
4 posted on
01/20/2006 12:37:39 PM PST by
spetznaz
(Nuclear-tipped Ballistic Missiles: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol)
To: 95 Bravo
5 posted on
01/20/2006 12:40:21 PM PST by
Born Conservative
(Chronic Positivity: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jsher/)
To: 95 Bravo
7 posted on
01/20/2006 12:46:21 PM PST by
elfman2
To: 95 Bravo
He strikes again.......
8 posted on
01/20/2006 12:46:55 PM PST by
HOTTIEBOY
(Yes, as a matter of fact, those pants do make your butt look big...)
To: 95 Bravo
If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don't want to get 7 stars. My favorite. For the uninitiated: Because if you get Four Stars (****) then a SWAT team comes after you; Five Stars (*****) warrants teams of FBI agents; Six Stars (******) is when the army comes with tank, planes, and heavy weaponry. Its impossible to get Seven Stars, until now....
To: 95 Bravo; ToddBush
12 posted on
01/20/2006 12:55:04 PM PST by
Millee
(Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
To: 95 Bravo
"When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out."
We need someone to Photoshop "Jack Bauer brand Whoop-Ass"!
19 posted on
01/20/2006 1:07:08 PM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: 95 Bravo
BUMP!!!
To: 95 Bravo
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.The best one..
37 posted on
01/20/2006 1:31:54 PM PST by
cardinal4
(Hail to the Redskins!...It was a good year, we will be back next year...!)
To: 95 Bravo; OXENinFLA
Ping. Didn't know if you had seen this. Thought you might want to alert the 24 crowd.
To: WestCoastGal
From one addict to another.
To: 95 Bravo
Never mind Jack Bauer. I want to hear more about Chloe...
61 posted on
01/20/2006 4:18:54 PM PST by
Publius6961
(The IQ of California voters is about 420........... .............cumulatively)
To: Eaker
95 posted on
01/21/2006 12:57:18 PM PST by
TheMom
(Dix now has a fellow Texan to talk politics with. R.I.P. TexasCowboy.)
To: 95 Bravo
96 posted on
01/21/2006 1:12:11 PM PST by
Liberty Valance
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas)
To: 95 Bravo; hummingbird; eastforker; Yehuda; secret garden; kesg; ChocChipCookie; Centaur; Peach; ...
To: 95 Bravo
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
--my favorite
106 posted on
02/05/2006 9:29:14 AM PST by
sully777
(The religion of peace apparently kills!)
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