Posted on 01/20/2006 5:48:08 AM PST by BJClinton
It's Friday, the playoffs are in full swing...yup, it's a good time to be alive.
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
LOL!
Not too bad, Auntbee. We have very nearly made it through another week!
This week I had the adventure of assembling furniture for my kids - a bed and a dresser. LOTS of fun. Why is it that when you get to the end of the assembly you are ALWAYS missing a $0.05 part that prevents you from completing it?
How are things with you?
First, no less.
You wouldn't by any chance be a Broncos fan, would you?
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and pass gas!
You, my dear, are on a roll!
Good Morning, AuntBEE!
Feeling better Dash?
And I'm on PST, too!
MUCH better!
Thanks for asking!
frightened turtle??
Send it to San Francisco State's Department of Anatomy....maybe they'll get the drift.
The Coach
At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?"
The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?"
Again the little boy nodded.
"Good," said the coach.
"Now go over there and explain it to your mother."
Who me?
Why would you say that? :)
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I know its an ad...but I hope its ok to post up still.
Great pic.
I've had that happen to me before. I've had extra parts left over and I swear I read the instructions. Oh well, the entertainment center hasn't fallen down yet! I'm ready for 5:00!!! Rainy with snow mixture here in KC today. It was 64 yesterday!
LOL!
I start coaching a youth basketball team in my church Upward league this week - I am looking forward to it! This league is non-competitive which makes coaching MUCH more enjoyable!
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