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Top 10: Worst Pickup Lines Ever
TheSoko ^
Posted on 01/14/2006 10:24:24 AM PST by navysealdad
8. Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
5. I’m here - what were your other two wishes?
2. How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
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To: Dashing Dasher
This is what I want for Xmas, Santa! That's funny, for the longest time I was looking at that picture thinking, ok, those are nice butts but not really exceptional ones. Finally looked up to read their shirts! Still laughing....
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
DU Boards...
Hey, let's go picket somebody for no reason at all!
I believe!!!
82
posted on
01/14/2006 2:08:38 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Laryngitis sucks. But so does the flu...)
To: ozarkgirl
Thank you!
It's the subtle humor that I like best!
83
posted on
01/14/2006 2:09:09 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Laryngitis sucks. But so does the flu...)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
84
posted on
01/14/2006 2:10:03 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(I long to meet that special female...one to whom I can say those three magic words....."are you 18?")
To: anyone
Somebody please ping me if anyone posts the Top 10 Best Pickup Lines Ever.
To: steelyourfaith
Why don't you start the thread....?
86
posted on
01/14/2006 2:12:19 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Laryngitis sucks. But so does the flu...)
To: navysealdad
Damn you're ugly, but I'm feelin charitable tonight.
87
posted on
01/14/2006 2:13:05 PM PST
by
carolinacrazy
(Bow to your sensei.... BOW TO YOUR SENSEI...... www.jackassdemocrats.com)
To: navysealdad
Those are the prettiest legs I have ever seen. They go straight up and make a complete ass of themselves.
88
posted on
01/14/2006 2:13:58 PM PST
by
carolinacrazy
(Bow to your sensei.... BOW TO YOUR SENSEI...... www.jackassdemocrats.com)
To: CarrotAndStick
"Excuse me Miss...I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal of Honor. Have you seen it?" That one's from Jackie Vernon. So's this:
"What time's the ocean close?"
I'm also partial to
"If I told you that you had a terrific body, would you hold it against me?"
89
posted on
01/14/2006 2:14:50 PM PST
by
Erasmus
(Getting captivated by modern music leads to Stockhausen Syndrome.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Why don't you start the thread....? 'cause my lines are worse than the ones on this thread.
To: navysealdad
Oh lord, I though all three were kinda cute. lol
To: steelyourfaith
92
posted on
01/14/2006 2:19:55 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Laryngitis sucks. But so does the flu...)
To: RightWingAtheist
93
posted on
01/14/2006 2:19:59 PM PST
by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com/)
To: steelyourfaith
Somebody please ping me if anyone posts the Top 10 Best Pickup Lines Ever. Okay, couple I confess I used:
1. Hi. When are you going to take me home?
2. Wanna take a shower?
Careful with the second one, it got me a beautiful wife.
94
posted on
01/14/2006 2:28:02 PM PST
by
Big Giant Head
(I should change my tagline to "Big Giant Pancake on my Head")
To: SampleMan
I am reminded of that little misanthropic and misogynistic little gnome, Markoff Chaney.
His attitude was understandable; not just because of his deformity, but also in light of his experience after graduating assertiveness class.
He went into a bar and climbed up onto a stool next to this gorgeous redhead.
"Hi, baby, what would you say to a little f***?"
"Why, hello, little f***."
--from one of Robert Anton Wilson's Illuminati novels.
95
posted on
01/14/2006 2:29:59 PM PST
by
Erasmus
(Getting captivated by modern music leads to Stockhausen Syndrome.)
To: Big Giant Head
At a Jimmy Buffett concert, inside Margaritaville, we were standing in line for some beers, and my friend's husband said to the girl next to him:
"I like your shirt." To which she said, "I like your shirt." To which he replied, "Wanna trade?" She said sure, and took off her t-shirt. She was not wearing a bra and had the most amazing breasts I've ever seen (her face was butt ugly, I am pleased to say).
He put on her tshirt and said, "I believe your shirt is too small for me." To which she replied, "Want your shirt back?" To which he replied, "Yes."
So they exchanged shirts again.
This in front of about 50 folks. Got to be the most hilarious thing I've ever witnessed.
96
posted on
01/14/2006 2:35:50 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: carolinacrazy
Those are the prettiest legs I have ever seen. They go straight up and make a complete ass of themselves. I also like,
"Baby, your legs are fantastic, but I have my mind on higher things."
97
posted on
01/14/2006 2:36:46 PM PST
by
Erasmus
(Getting captivated by modern music leads to Stockhausen Syndrome.)
To: peacebaby
LOL!!!
I love Jimmy Buffet, he has the most interesting fans!
98
posted on
01/14/2006 2:42:24 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Laryngitis sucks. But so does the flu...)
To: navysealdad
Here's a pretty bad and old one
Do you believe in the here after? Well then, you know what I'm here after...
99
posted on
01/14/2006 2:52:05 PM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Dems lied, Alito's wife cried - official slogan of Alitsts for Alito)
To: Dashing Dasher
Yeah, Parrotheads are pretty crazy. Margarettaville in Atlanta was the biggest drunk party I've ever witnessed.
100
posted on
01/14/2006 3:05:18 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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