Top 10: Worst Pickup Lines Ever

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[navysealdad]

8. Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
5. I’m here - what were your other two wishes?
2. How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

[Young Werther]

Would you like me to kiss your belly button?

From the inside?

[R. Scott]

I heard a truly unique line at my favorite watering hole the other day. “I’m really small and a lousy lover. Make it with me and you will really appreciate your husband.”
It didn’t seem to work, but he did get some chuckles.

[F16Fighter]

I'd like to propose a reversal of premise...

What is the worst line a gal has dropped on a guy??

[R. Scott]

The best pickup line I encountered while in the Army was from one of my crewmen. We would enter a portside bar and he would separate from us and look embarrassed and lost. When an attractive young lady asked him about it he would reply that he was gay – and didn’t think she could change him. Surprisingly it worked a number of times – he had a better scorecard than any of the other men.

[LNewman]

That's a keeper!

Here's one from an old LA Times Magazine article on "machismo":

You are sooo beautiful I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice.

[gidget7]

Worst ever tried on me was similar to yours. "I like that blouse on you, I know what would look even better on you............me"


Needless to say, he got nowhere.

[carlr]

Sitting here completely sober and able to think about it,no.Must be getting old because I guess that would apply to any lady I would have only known for a few hours,pick up line or not.

At a bar or party and under some level of intoxication I suspect the reaction may be different.
Another good reason to not put ones self in that situation.Too many bad things can happen these days.

[Dashing Dasher]

Are you really a F16 Driver?


{How's that?}

[dfwddr]

May I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I REALLY want for Christmas.......

[F16Fighter]

"Are you really a F16 Driver?"

"{How's that?}"

Lol, depends...Is it closing time? ;-)

[Horatio Gates]

"I've got cash" or "How much for half and half?"

Those will work depending on what street corner you're at

[al baby]

is that a beeber in your pocket or are you just stuned to see me

[Hoodlum91]

These are pretty funny.

But I'm also notorious for falling for the cheesiest lines.

[Drew68]

I saw it work once over the years. Many times he got slapped pretty hard.

If you walk up to every girl in the club and use that line, you're going to get laughed at, you'll get told to f' off, slapped, have drinks thrown at you, and have angry boyfriends threaten to kick your a**. But at the end of the night there will be one girl who goes home with you. Why? Because she's at the club looking for the exact same thing and was turned on by your sheer audacity.

Me? I never had the cojones to try and pull that one off!

[Dashing Dasher]

Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

[Drew68]

Surprisingly it worked a number of times – he had a better scorecard than any of the other men.

There's a song by the Bloodhound Gang (hilarious group BTW) titled, "I wish I was gay so I could get chicks!"

Very true.

[ChadGore]

"I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants"

[Zeroisanumber]

"When I'm not out on the killing fields, I'm all about long walks on the beach and aromatherapy."

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Number #1 Pickup Line on the DU Boards:

"Say, baby: what say we go over to my place, and I comb and braid your legs for you...?" :)