Top 10: Worst Pickup Lines Ever

TheSoko ^

[navysealdad]

8. Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
5. I’m here - what were your other two wishes?
2. How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

[Dashing Dasher]

LOL!!!

Darn those Pharmacology commercials. We shouldn't know what Valtrex is!

[Squantos]

Ever kiss a one eared bunny on his nose ?

Best said with one pants pocket turned inside out and zipper down

[Rate_Determining_Step]

That's one thing I could never do. I couldn't figure out a decent pick-up line to save my life. I don't know how some guys do it.

[RightWingAtheist]

"Baby, you're more fly than Jeff Goldblum!"

[Fierce Allegiance]

I saw a friend use this one and it worked:

"Nice shoes, wanna f#ck?"

[Dashing Dasher]

Has that ever worked for you?

[noblejones]

Non, no, no. Worst ever line:

Sleep with me and your little sister will be released unharmed.

[Squantos]

You tell me......:o)

Hope yer feeling better !

[Larry Lucido]

Would you like to call 9-1-1 and make a cop come?

[Eccl 10:2]

Bill Clinton: "I'm drunk. My wife aint here. Any of you girls under 18"?"

Bill Clinton #2: "I'm drunk. My wife is a lesbian. Are any of you girls? Or not?"

[freedumb2003]

lol

[noblejones]

Wanna see my Hairy Potter?

[Future Snake Eater]

giggity!

[johnny7]

How about this Hawaian one... 'Kamonawanalayu'

[carlr]

Good,I`m not missing out than.
Just can`t imagine trying one. I don`t think I could duck quick enough from whatever came flying at my head.

[Antioch]

Thank you for posting this. I recently visited the stunning exhibition, "Masterpieces in Miniature: Italian Manuscript Illumination from the J. Paul Getty Museum" in the East Building of the National Gallery of Art, in Washington. Unfortunately, the show just ended on January 2, 2006. It was well worth the trip. There's a remarkable film in the theatre there showing the enormous resources required to produce these books. What was quite surprising to learn was the money and labour resources required to produce a compact illuninated manuscript often exceeded that of producing a giant ceiling fresco in a church. Consider the parchment itself, before the hundreds of hours of calligraphy and art were added. Being produced from meticulously scraped, ground and powdered sheepskins, an average book required the slaughter of literally hundreds of animals, an extremely costly prospect at the time. But lucky for us, sheepskin, being acid free and exceptionally stable, contributed to the perfect preservation of these often overlooked jewels of the Catholic imagination

[Antioch]

Sorry everyone. Wrong thread-too many windows open. Nevermind

[day10]

Many years ago in my younger and crazier days I had a buddy who would just walk up and get right to the point:

"Do you wanna &*^* or should I apologize?"

I saw it work once over the years. Many times he got slapped pretty hard.

I, of course, was just an innocent bystander.

[Dashing Dasher]

Do you want to wake up to someone who would fall for one of those lines?

[SampleMan]

I knew a guy in the Navy that would ask women, "Do you have a little Asian in you?" To which they would reply "No."

He would then say, "Would you like to."

Of course you have to understand he was a 5'6" Filipino.