Posted on 01/13/2006 5:44:50 AM PST by BJClinton
Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.
Aw, I know how much you love them, so I was about to get one. Michael beat me to it!
goofy! I got you, again. It's whoopie for most of us.
You may, got a whoppy. Wonder what that is?
| You Should Drive a Ford Explorer SportTrac |
 You've been known to intimidate a few drivers. You rule the road. |
Of course, if you prefer, I could as Miss Paula to bring out THE BOOK!
True story sent to me yesterday by a 3rd grade teacher friend of mine. Her son, Nick, is a 1st grader at the school where she teaches:
"Nick's teachers were just walking down the hallway, unable to compose themselves. As they approached me, they said they were working on word endings with Nick today in Literacy groups - specifically the -ump, and -it endings.
They asked him to come up with an -ump word to which he replied, "Hump."
Then they asked for a sentence and he said, "I want to hump you."
They couldn't leave well enough alone so they asked him for an -it word, to which he replied: "tit-My mom has a tit."
WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY
Friday January 20th, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays - Step by Step, with Slide Presentation
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7 p.m.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll - Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? - Group Practice
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 p.m. for 2 hours
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor - Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 p.m. for 3 weeks
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 p.m.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Help Line Support and Support Groups
Meets 4 weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 p.m.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things - Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 p.m. 2 hours
Class 8
Health Watch - Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday Friday at 7:00 p.m. for 2 hours
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost - Real Life Testimonials
Tuesdays at 6:00 p.m. Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations
4 weeks, Saturdays Noon, 2 hours
Class 11
Learning To Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife
Online Classes and Role-Playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 p.m., Location to be determined
Class 12
How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 p.m.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries
and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered
Three Nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 p.m. for 2 hours
Class 14
The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used
Live Demonstration
Tuesdays at 6:00 p.m., Location to be determined
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors
Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day
congrats. can't wait to see the pics.
Ping me to another breastfeeding thread and I'll be researching ways to torture executives.
| You Should Drive a Saturn Sky |
 Besides, sometimes you want your top up - and sometimes you want it down. |
Howdy B. What episode are they on? Like the 9th or something?
Try post number 89... ;-)
Is that how you thank people???
Scroll violation!
Incredibly cute!
| You Are a Boston Creme Donut |
 But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft. You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily. You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out. |
what a cute puppie. what kind?
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