True story sent to me yesterday by a 3rd grade teacher friend of mine. Her son, Nick, is a 1st grader at the school where she teaches:
"Nick's teachers were just walking down the hallway, unable to compose themselves. As they approached me, they said they were working on word endings with Nick today in Literacy groups - specifically the -ump, and -it endings.
They asked him to come up with an -ump word to which he replied, "Hump."
Then they asked for a sentence and he said, "I want to hump you."
They couldn't leave well enough alone so they asked him for an -it word, to which he replied: "tit-My mom has a tit."