**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

OFST | 01/13/2006 | TheUsualSuspects

[BJClinton]

Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.

[EX52D]

LOL...you might want to rephrase that.

[brownsfan]

"And as a Browns fan"

My deepest sympathies. Want to buy a nickname?

[peacebaby]

another virgin in the crowd!

[The_Victor]

Same movie "The Meaning of Life."

[NCC-1701]

There ARE FIVE championship banners hanging from the rafters at Texas Stadiums and FIVE SB trophies at Valley Ranch.

[Michael Goldsberry]

To the front! Two jellybeans! Do we have a bid for THREE JELLYBEANS!?

[HOTTIEBOY]

OK, It's lightening and thundering. We are getting pounded by a T-storm.

Do I sense a taste of sarcasm in your post?

And speaking of that, have you called your wife today?

[rockthecasbah]

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried
to avoid it but couldn't -- the old cow was killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to
lobbyists. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car
with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of
expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and
was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar,
his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made
mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied:
"I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."

[EX52D]

I was just teasing ya! LOL...and I am female...send some of that weather this way, It's dry as hell here...

[HOTTIEBOY]

3

[peacebaby]

I'm in Atlanta. The storms are horrific. And I heard we might have snow tonight. How crazy is that?

[najida]

Forrest Gump

[Fawn]

Aww...do you have to exploit that poor kitten?

[Fawn]

CUTIES! How nice of you to save them

[martin_fierro]

Been saving this one all week.

[HOTTIEBOY]

"""and I am female"""

Rats. Everytime someone jerks my chain, I start in on their wife. Guess you don't have on of those...not that there's anything wrong with that.

I will contact Cheney to send his weather machine your way.

[EX52D]

OMG...that's pretty creepy...

[Chanticleer]

Now THAT'S uncalled for -- especially at lunch time.

[ToddBush]

No thanks. Keep it and wear it proudly. Give them time, Romeo will bring the Browns back to prominence.

[LongElegantLegs]

Thanks you. And curse you for getting that song in my head again!!