**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

OFST | 01/13/2006 | TheUsualSuspects

[BJClinton]

Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.

[Chanticleer]

Love the calendar! But some of those guys are just a bit too nice looking. Metro?

[Auntbee]

My sons are going to that concert here in KC next month.

[Steelerfan]

Thank you as always. Going to need the silliness today.

[Steelerfan]

You sir, are a good man even if you cheer for the wrong team.

[Fierce Allegiance]

GO PATS!

[The_Victor]

Rugby is such a manly sport.....

[Old Sarge]

Sorry, forgot the pic:

[sully777]

Woohoo, I'm early on the thread!

Drunken nun rats out Polish policeman thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1557249/posts

There's a joke in there somewhere, but I'm too sick to think.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Sorry to hear that.

[Dog Gone]

[ToddBush]

Nice pic BJC, but you got the liquor wrong. Should have been a Chivas bottle.

[The_Victor]

I found heaven's bar...

[Hemingway's Ghost]

You sir, are a good man even if you cheer for the wrong team.

Do me a favor, my friend: take care of binnes on Sunday, and we'll take care of binnes on Saturday. Pats/Stillers games rule: smash-mouth football!

[bert]

Are you telling us that we should avoid sky diving on Friday 13th?

[ToddBush]

No kidding... Pats/Crappers... er... Steelers.

Means Pats get the AFC Championship at home. And as a Browns fan, I'm in favor of anyone from the AFC North getting farther in the playoffs and of course of the Crappers getting beat. ;-)

Just kidding. I'm rooting for the Steelers and the Pats.

[cyborg]

Yep. It's a bad time too but I'll find something else.

[day10]

Mods - this is humor!

True story sent to me yesterday by a 3rd grade teacher friend of mine. Her son, Nick, is a 1st grader at the school where she teaches:

"Nick's teachers were just walking down the hallway, unable to compose themselves. As they approached me, they said they were working on word endings with Nick today in Literacy groups - specifically the -ump, and -it endings.

They asked him to come up with an -ump word to which he replied, "Hump."

Then they asked for a sentence and he said, "I want to hump you."

They couldn't leave well enough alone so they asked him for an -it word, to which he replied: "tit-My mom has a tit."

[dead]

[peacebaby]

I'm ready to play...feeling very playful today.

Red rover, red rover, Send Fierce Allegance right over.

[BJClinton]

Metro?

At the very least.

Time waster: http://www.addictingclips.com/content/paperwad.html