Posted on 01/13/2006 5:44:50 AM PST by BJClinton
Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.
Aaaahhhh what a cutie! He looks tired in that first picture, have you been keeping him awake?? ;o)
Somehow, those cheerleaders just don't do anything for me.
The Texans quaterback, David Carr is mighty cute, though. Ap> And USC's Matt Leinart - {swoon!}
No, he's been keeping me awake. But those pictures are about two weeks old. New pictures will be forth coming.
Again, we answer the question...
These teachers were dating the COOL kids!
| You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra |
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He is beautiful!
Yeeeeehawwwwww
So it's all Bosch's fault....just like the Dims have been saying!
| You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra |
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And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road! |
I used to have a fuel pump with the same name. Hope your relationship works out better than mine did.
Oh, the images that image makes one imagine.
Bosch?
Nah man. Looks moore like a Fred
or Bob
Reminds me of this chic I dated. She lost 82 lbs in 5 months. The skin stayed.
(shudder)
I LOVE that pic!
A Guy's Guide To Life
1. Old people always have exact change.
2. Do not trust a man who calls the bathroom "the little boys room."
3. Women who sound sexy on the radio weigh 377 pounds.
4. Sitcom characters watching porn always tilt their heads.
5. In movies Italians can play Jews and Jews can play Italians, but neither can play Lutherans.
6. No talking at the urinal.
7. White cars look good only on Fantasy Island.
8. Lesbians make the best breakfast.
9. No matter how hard you practice, you cannot say the phrase, "Yeah, right" without sounding sarcastic.
10. Never trust a man with pictures of balloons on his checks.
11. Women named after a month of the year are usually frisky.
12. The sniffing of one's finger is a pleasure best indulged discreetly.
13. Inviting others to sniff one's finger: more discreetly still.
14. Stewardesses from Third World airlines are much more attractive than those of developed countries.
15. Never play cards with a man who wears a visor.
16. The dumber the man, the louder he talks.
17. Born-again Christians have the most meticulously parted hair.
18. Unless you are a Pilgrim, large shoe buckles are to be avoided.
19. A man should avoid using the phrase "assume the position" on the first date.
20. The last people who should be having kids are always the first to do so.
21. Seat belts do wrinkle your suit, but so do windshields.
22. The fatter the man the smaller the swimsuit.
23. The weirder the cell phone ring, the more annoying the person.
24. Walking into staples and shouting, "Hey, where are the staples?" isn't funny.
25. Pennies are inappropriate at strip clubs.
26. Dogs with bandanas around their necks are not pleased with the accessory.
27. Captain Crunch should be Admiral Crunch by now.
28. Women who have two or more brothers are less likely to be disgusted by you.
29. There's a special circle in Hell reserved for those who adjust their rearview mirrors while you wait for their parking space.
30. A gentleman never considers sexual activity until the dog has been sent to another room.
31. Pretending to get all confused in the elevator and pressing her nipple instead of a floor button will not get you laid.
32. No matter how furtive or quick the glance, a woman always knows when you are looking at their breasts.
33. People who begin sentences by saying "With all due respect," are in fact preparing to impart loads of disrespect.
34. Never trust a man who knows all the dance steps to "Bye, bye, bye."
35. There's no thrill like the thrill of getting cash in the mail.
36. People who live in glass houses watch 65 percent less porn.
37. The lower a waiter bends down when introducing himself, the less the should be trusted.
38. A tattoo of a teardrop is not a sign of sensitivity.
39. The best villains have accents and walk slowly.
40. The wackier a doctor's neckties, the less prestigious his medical school.
41. The allure of strip clubs drops dramatically when your girlfriend works in one.
42. Horizontal stripes on your boxers will not make your penis appear larger.
43. When you die, they will find your porn.
44. Your bumper sticker is only 3 percent as clever as you think it is.
45. Lemme is the best of the faux contractions, followed by gimme.
I wanted to go with Zanzibar, but I already call you that.
Bosch comes from Michael Connelly's main character in his novels.
He is very cute. ENJOY!
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