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1 posted on 01/10/2006 9:05:45 AM PST by presidio9
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To anyone about to reply: this article is satire.


2 posted on 01/10/2006 9:07:05 AM PST by Terpfen (Miami goes 9-7! Go Saban!)
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I'm betting this won't be added to the Freeper games list. It's part of the next generation of MMORPGs.


3 posted on 01/10/2006 9:07:48 AM PST by RabidBartender
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To: presidio9

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!


5 posted on 01/10/2006 9:09:04 AM PST by alwaysconservative (If a liberal cries out in the forest, is he still wrong?)
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To: TheBigB; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; dead; Darksheare; Clemenza; Owl_Eagle; ...

ping


6 posted on 01/10/2006 9:11:07 AM PST by presidio9 (Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.)
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HAHAHA!


I can't wait for the rest of the movie marketing scheme to kick in:

BrokeBack Mountain lunch boxes for the kids!

BrokeBack Mountain (forgive me!) poseable play figures with "kung-fu grip"!
8 posted on 01/10/2006 9:15:09 AM PST by Mr. Jazzy (Bumper sticker "Martyrs or Marines: Who do YOU think will get the virgins?")
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To: presidio9

Can somebody tell me what my kids will be shooting at their fellow cowboys in this game?


10 posted on 01/10/2006 9:18:45 AM PST by Yaelle
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To: presidio9

First person shooter game?


12 posted on 01/10/2006 9:22:20 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim ("We're a meat-based society.")
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I got the BFG!! Wait... that's no BFG I've ever seen before...


20 posted on 01/10/2006 9:46:54 AM PST by kenth (Schrödinger's dog is both happy and sad.)
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To: presidio9

LOL


21 posted on 01/10/2006 9:47:27 AM PST by RippleFire ("It's a joke, son!")
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Officials from Electronic Arts (EA) say they are baffled by the lackluster sales for their latest video game . . . .

One VP was quoted as saying, "A catchy name might have helped sales, but 'Harpoon' was already taken.

22 posted on 01/10/2006 9:49:40 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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Ive heard the game was a slight twit to the familiar fav "Space Invaders"


25 posted on 01/10/2006 9:58:13 AM PST by wallcrawlr (Pray for the troops [all the troops here and abroad]: Success....and nothing less!!)
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To: presidio9

Yeah, but think about how popular a shooter game modeled after the movie "In-Laws" would be....... j/k


26 posted on 01/10/2006 10:10:47 AM PST by day10 (Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: presidio9

This gives a whole new meaning to the word "joystick", doesn't it?


27 posted on 01/10/2006 10:14:09 AM PST by MortMan (There is no substitute for victory.)
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To: presidio9

"I guess I’m out of touch with our target demographic."

They're busy with the Packers and the Oilers.


28 posted on 01/10/2006 10:38:59 AM PST by synbad600
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To: presidio9

The main character arrives after plodding in on the 'old dirt road' in the opening cut scene and promptly joins the Rump Rangers. Successful completion of level seven sees your player awarded with the assless chaps attire.


31 posted on 01/10/2006 11:28:22 AM PST by Sax
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Video game ping!

If you want on or off this list, Freepmail me

33 posted on 01/10/2006 3:21:05 PM PST by Sofa King (A wise man uses compromise as an alternative to defeat. A fool uses it as an alternative to victory.)
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You owe me a keyboard!!
49 posted on 01/11/2006 1:58:23 PM PST by rzeznikj at stout (This is a darkroom. Keep the door closed or you'll let all the dark out...)
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