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Sales Lackluster For New Brokeback Mountain Video Game
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Posted on 01/10/2006 9:05:44 AM PST by presidio9
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To: presidio9
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posted on
01/10/2006 9:47:27 AM PST
by
RippleFire
("It's a joke, son!")
To: presidio9
Officials from Electronic Arts (EA) say they are baffled by the lackluster sales for their latest video game . . . . One VP was quoted as saying, "A catchy name might have helped sales, but 'Harpoon' was already taken.
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posted on
01/10/2006 9:49:40 AM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: Terpfen
Not sure what point your link is making, but I can see you are with the posting police, and I don't want any trouble with the law.
I'd be interested to know however if this has EVER been a problem with threads that were correctly posted to chat in the first place.
Note to Mods: This is why I typically don't bother with chat. I can't win.
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posted on
01/10/2006 9:55:05 AM PST
by
presidio9
(Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.)
To: Pessimist
It's the idea about the "secret sauce" on the buns that gives me the creeps!
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posted on
01/10/2006 9:57:31 AM PST
by
Mr. Jazzy
(Bumper sticker "Martyrs or Marines: Who do YOU think will get the virgins?")
To: presidio9
Ive heard the game was a slight twit to the familiar fav "Space Invaders"
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posted on
01/10/2006 9:58:13 AM PST
by
wallcrawlr
(Pray for the troops [all the troops here and abroad]: Success....and nothing less!!)
To: presidio9
Yeah, but think about how popular a shooter game modeled after the movie "In-Laws" would be....... j/k
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posted on
01/10/2006 10:10:47 AM PST
by
day10
(Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: presidio9
This gives a whole new meaning to the word "joystick", doesn't it?
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posted on
01/10/2006 10:14:09 AM PST
by
MortMan
(There is no substitute for victory.)
To: presidio9
"I guess Im out of touch with our target demographic."
They're busy with the Packers and the Oilers.
To: Terpfen
this article is satire
Thank God for that. I was about to puke...
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posted on
01/10/2006 10:47:46 AM PST
by
MadCharity
(Islam - The religion of pieces and shrapnel...)
To: MadCharity
"this article is satire."
I think you just gave someone in Hollywood a great marketing tool that will penetrate...whoops, too much a lubricated subject.
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posted on
01/10/2006 10:57:12 AM PST
by
Karliner
("Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. DDE)
To: presidio9
The main character arrives after plodding in on the 'old dirt road' in the opening cut scene and promptly joins the Rump Rangers. Successful completion of level seven sees your player awarded with the assless chaps attire.
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posted on
01/10/2006 11:28:22 AM PST
by
Sax
To: RabidBartender
I'm betting this won't be added to the Freeper games list.
hehe... thanks for the ping. I didn't get it until it mentioned something about herding cattle.
heh... cowbows don't even play video games. DSL normally doesn't reach out that far into the boonies.
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posted on
01/10/2006 12:32:39 PM PST
by
Safrguns
To: presidio9; Quick1; indcons; somniferum; KoRn; Duke Nukum; expat_brit; Galactic Overlord-In-Chief; ..
Video game ping!
If you want on or off this list, Freepmail me
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posted on
01/10/2006 3:21:05 PM PST
by
Sofa King
(A wise man uses compromise as an alternative to defeat. A fool uses it as an alternative to victory.)
To: Sofa King
LOL!
"Look at the size of his strider!"
"Shutup, n00b!"
"The Gravity Gun seems to now work on organic matter. MMMmmm!"
I'll stop there before someone turns me in.
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posted on
01/10/2006 6:11:08 PM PST
by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: presidio9; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; tiamat; ...
"Bareback Mountin'" ping!
To: Slings and Arrows
Anyone remember the so-called 'nude' game "Custers Revenge" from the 80's?
This article is satire, but it brought that game to mind.
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posted on
01/10/2006 8:27:03 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Beware the waddling Penguin Invaders from Ursa Minor!)
To: Darksheare
Seanbaby opines:
Custer: "Gentlemen, today's operation will be a unique one. We will go deep into injun territory with a full entourage of cavalry, establish a tight perimeter, have the infantry remove my pants and underpants, and then I will attempt to force sex on an Indian girl under heavy enemy fire. Are there any objections?"Custer's military advisor: "Yes, general. Several."
To: Slings and Arrows; Darksheare
Old joke: Why was the ground sticky after the Battle of Little Bighorn?
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posted on
01/10/2006 11:26:30 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.)
To: presidio9
To: Slings and Arrows
Custer needed a lawyer at Little Big Horn.
Yeah. He got Siou'edx.
Worse, he then lost his heir appeal, and his tickets were scalped.
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posted on
01/11/2006 4:49:25 AM PST
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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