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Working For The Weekend Wednesday
The Muppet Show

Posted on 01/04/2006 6:51:47 AM PST by PaulaB

Hump Day is here. Cruising to the weekend. A few things of importance for those taking notes.

1. A fellow sister is back. YIPEEEEEE

2. Anyone skilled in the art of rain dancing, please come to Texas to perform this. You may pitch your tent on Max's property.

3. If anyone has any funny New Years Eve stories, please share. :P


TOPICS: Science
KEYWORDS: alwaysfun; buttcrack; cheesenachoes; dillpickles; explosivediarhhea; funny; gabskankstinks; judge; kittycats; mooooooo; oooweeeeemama; outstanding; princessesatitagain; promqueenisbaaaack; research; rintintin; weloveourprincess; welovethesegirls; yagonnaeatthosetots
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To: Dashing Dasher

Yeah; it makes you wonder. It's a neat place, with GREAT food and an interesting culture, but I don't think I would ever go back.


341 posted on 01/04/2006 10:24:13 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; ToddBush

He commented on my boobage; I want him whipped.


342 posted on 01/04/2006 10:25:16 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: najida

Just call Hooters a Breasteraunt and be done with it ;)

It ain't packed because the food is good. We all know that.



THEY HAVE FOOD AT HOOTERS???


343 posted on 01/04/2006 10:25:40 AM PST by fredhead (The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
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To: ToddBush
Do I really have to spank you already today?

You are so luck you're a cutie!

344 posted on 01/04/2006 10:27:39 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Im impressed you even know there is food involved.

MM


345 posted on 01/04/2006 10:28:24 AM PST by motormouth
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To: LongElegantLegs
He likes to comment on boobage. He really likes them.
346 posted on 01/04/2006 10:28:27 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Yes.


347 posted on 01/04/2006 10:28:55 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Dashing Dasher; LongElegantLegs; najida

Gee...I wonder WHY he taks all of his vacations in Thailand?? Could it be the really pretty transexuals, or the fact that you can buy a 10 year old for $12?


348 posted on 01/04/2006 10:29:11 AM PST by BadKittySF
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To: LongElegantLegs
I think if more women weren't too embarassed to admit that they liked big, sparkly jewelry, shiny beads, and long swishy skirts, the world would be a better place.

True, but it makes cleaning the house difficult.

349 posted on 01/04/2006 10:31:10 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

That's why more men should spring for servants.


350 posted on 01/04/2006 10:32:24 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: BadKittySF
Welcome BadKittySF
351 posted on 01/04/2006 10:32:31 AM PST by EX52D (Happy New Year Freepers!)
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To: BadKittySF; lawgirl; teenyelliott

Cool. Lawgirl is my attorney here on FR. She represents me whenever I get into trouble but I will have to say she hasn't helped a lot in my dealings with Teeny.


352 posted on 01/04/2006 10:33:51 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash DD.)
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To: teenyelliott

If the skirt is long enough, it makes sweeping the floor automatic :)


353 posted on 01/04/2006 10:34:29 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: LongElegantLegs
Sorry so late on this...just bouncing back and forth but wanted to reply that only Liberal Women see fit to be unkempt, unshaven and smell like patchouli...
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354 posted on 01/04/2006 10:34:51 AM PST by BadKittySF
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To: LongElegantLegs
Ah! Perfect idea!! Forget the servant, I'll just do my chores in a French maid outfit! No wonder they make those so tiny. It'll never get in the way, AND it's feminine.

Brilliant.

355 posted on 01/04/2006 10:35:05 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: EX52D

THANK YOU!!! Love the look on the cat's face! That's what I look like when I get mad! Ask DD...


356 posted on 01/04/2006 10:35:54 AM PST by BadKittySF
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To: BadKittySF
Hay, bad kitty.

Anyone with kitty in their name is a friend of mine.

Glad to have you.

357 posted on 01/04/2006 10:36:02 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: LongElegantLegs

Before I die I want a man to--
Defend me
Protect me

Think a regular housekeeper is a great idea and is willing to pay for it....

(I don't think I'll live to see any of the above)


358 posted on 01/04/2006 10:36:44 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: najida

Yeah, and then I'll be wearing a fur skirt, and get covered in blood by PETAfiles.


359 posted on 01/04/2006 10:36:50 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: LongElegantLegs; teenyelliott
Like this?


360 posted on 01/04/2006 10:37:59 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash DD.)
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