[teenyelliott]

I think if more women weren't too embarassed to admit that they liked big, sparkly jewelry, shiny beads, and long swishy skirts, the world would be a better place.

True, but it makes cleaning the house difficult.

[LongElegantLegs]

That's why more men should spring for servants.

[najida]

If the skirt is long enough, it makes sweeping the floor automatic :)