[CougarGA7]

Any theories?

[YouPosting2Me]

Chuck Norris?

[End Times Sentinel]

You think that's the biggest question?

How 'bout "How long is it?"

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[1Old Pro]

Levitation.

[JJR RNCH]

Lots of those orange disks you use to move your furniture?

[Hegewisch Dupa]

How come he didn't fling his dung like other monkeys?

[YouPosting2Me]

Also, why not bring back a T-Rex?

[staytrue]

The worst thing is that Kong is not the most intersesting animal they could have brought back.

Any dinosaur would have done just as well.


Further, why was Kong one of a kind ?

[COUNTrecount]

Virgin Air.

[mtbopfuyn]

No, the big question is why the heck did you spend $10 to see it?

[Ludicrous]

I asked the same question when I watched the re-run of the Jessica Lange/Jeff Bridges version.

In one scene KK is all passed out from the chloroform, in the next scene he's in the hold of the oil tanker.

So they didn't even try to address that in the new movie?

They could have at least tried to make it look like helicopters moved him or something.

[Darksheare]

Ninjas!

Well, they had to have heavy equipment.
Maybe they dragged him to the boat and used whatever winching apparatus the boat had?

[pcottraux]

That's not an irrational question, and I thought of it myself. But you must remember that movies do not exist in real-world logic. Almost all of the greatest movies ever made have no logical explanations to them; they are made for simple enjoyment.

Does anything in "Star Wars," for example, make any sense?

What I wondered in "King Kong" was what happened to the natives after they sacrificed Naomi Watts to Kong. They just kind of disappeared. Where did they go?

[faq]

I've always wondered why he never runs out of barrels to roll down at Mario!

[dinasour]

And I want to know why Cinderella's glass slipper didn't change back to a gourd at midnight, like everything else.

[Hatteras]

Lilliputians. Lots of tiny Lilliputians.

[YouPosting2Me]

Another question:

How did the air-force get a 'weapons free' zone in downtown New York?

The big fella was stuck at the top and they could have waited him out.

[Muleteam1]

As we all know, the aliens who survived the Roswell crash were moved to Ft. Worth where they had numerous children who retained an innate knowledge of how their ancestors built the Great Pyramid. Using this knowledge, the children returned to Area 51, picked up their parent's space ship, which the Army had repaired, and assisted Hollywood get the big hairy guy on board the ship. Getting him out of the ship's hold was the really scary part.

Muleteam1

[HitmanLV]

In the Toho film 'King Kong vs Godilla,' they put Kong on a raft and towed him behind their ship back to Japan. I suspect in both the original version of Kong and the new one, they built a large raft under and around Kong, and towed the raft off the island and across the ocean back to civiliztion.

Now why didn't Kong get up from his slumber in what was sure to be a several day trip, I can't say. :-)

[The Electrician]

Maybe they wanted to sucker the audience into shelling out another ten bucks to see Gulliver's Travels for the answer to that question...

[ShadowDancer]

Any theories?

Yep, but they have more to do with your mental state than that movie.