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The Great King Kong Question Still Unanswered!
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Posted on 12/28/2005 11:49:10 AM PST by CougarGA7

I went and saw the latest King Kong movie the other night. All 3 hours and 10 minutes of it. But once again the biggest question I've had about this movie remains unanswered.

After they knock out King Kong on the island, how do they get him on the boat?

You'd think with 3 hours + of movie we could have gotten an answer to that question


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Any theories?
1 posted on 12/28/2005 11:49:12 AM PST by CougarGA7
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To: CougarGA7

Chuck Norris?


2 posted on 12/28/2005 11:50:15 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: CougarGA7; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

You think that's the biggest question?

How 'bout "How long is it?"

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

3 posted on 12/28/2005 11:50:39 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: CougarGA7

Levitation.


4 posted on 12/28/2005 11:51:04 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: CougarGA7

Lots of those orange disks you use to move your furniture?


5 posted on 12/28/2005 11:51:34 AM PST by JJR RNCH (Its only funny until someone gets hurt, then its hilarious.)
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To: CougarGA7

How come he didn't fling his dung like other monkeys?


6 posted on 12/28/2005 11:51:41 AM PST by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: CougarGA7
Also, why not bring back a T-Rex?
7 posted on 12/28/2005 11:51:47 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: CougarGA7

The worst thing is that Kong is not the most intersesting animal they could have brought back.

Any dinosaur would have done just as well.


Further, why was Kong one of a kind ?


8 posted on 12/28/2005 11:52:06 AM PST by staytrue (MOONBAT conservatives are those who would rather lose to a liberal than support a moderate)
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To: CougarGA7

Virgin Air.


9 posted on 12/28/2005 11:52:19 AM PST by COUNTrecount
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To: CougarGA7

No, the big question is why the heck did you spend $10 to see it?


10 posted on 12/28/2005 11:52:54 AM PST by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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To: JJR RNCH
That could be it. They had a bunch of these.


11 posted on 12/28/2005 11:53:29 AM PST by CougarGA7 (If children are a gift from God, is adoption regifting?)
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To: CougarGA7

I asked the same question when I watched the re-run of the Jessica Lange/Jeff Bridges version.

In one scene KK is all passed out from the chloroform, in the next scene he's in the hold of the oil tanker.

So they didn't even try to address that in the new movie?

They could have at least tried to make it look like helicopters moved him or something.


12 posted on 12/28/2005 11:53:47 AM PST by Ludicrous (I support a woman's right to choose an effective contraception method)
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To: Owl_Eagle

LOL!!! Now that is a scary propostiton.


13 posted on 12/28/2005 11:54:07 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: CougarGA7

They always work for me.


14 posted on 12/28/2005 11:54:16 AM PST by JJR RNCH (Its only funny until someone gets hurt, then its hilarious.)
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To: mtbopfuyn
No, the big question is why the heck did you spend $10 to see it?

Now that one's easy. My wife wanted to see it.

15 posted on 12/28/2005 11:55:44 AM PST by CougarGA7 (If children are a gift from God, is adoption regifting?)
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To: staytrue

Exactly. In trying to make a spectacle film, they overlooked the obvious.


16 posted on 12/28/2005 11:59:54 AM PST by weegee (Christmas - the holiday that dare not speak its name.)
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To: Owl_Eagle
How 'bout "How long is it?"

3 hours and 10 minutes. Duh. ;o)

17 posted on 12/28/2005 12:04:46 PM PST by TheBigB (Never banned or suspended even once! Ask me how!)
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To: CougarGA7

Ninjas!

Well, they had to have heavy equipment.
Maybe they dragged him to the boat and used whatever winching apparatus the boat had?


18 posted on 12/28/2005 12:05:06 PM PST by Darksheare (Bezerky Jerky the funky Turkey jerky strips! Yum!)
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To: CougarGA7

That's not an irrational question, and I thought of it myself. But you must remember that movies do not exist in real-world logic. Almost all of the greatest movies ever made have no logical explanations to them; they are made for simple enjoyment.

Does anything in "Star Wars," for example, make any sense?

What I wondered in "King Kong" was what happened to the natives after they sacrificed Naomi Watts to Kong. They just kind of disappeared. Where did they go?


19 posted on 12/28/2005 12:05:46 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: weegee
The natives were able to build an entire wall to keep Kong out (and we can't keep our border with Mexico!). Then with a single jump, Kong clears the ditch and wall to chase the people to the waters edge... c'mon....
20 posted on 12/28/2005 12:06:40 PM PST by YouPosting2Me
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