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To: CougarGA7
As we all know, the aliens who survived the Roswell crash were moved to Ft. Worth where they had numerous children who retained an innate knowledge of how their ancestors built the Great Pyramid. Using this knowledge, the children returned to Area 51, picked up their parent's space ship, which the Army had repaired, and assisted Hollywood get the big hairy guy on board the ship. Getting him out of the ship's hold was the really scary part.

Muleteam1

31 posted on 12/28/2005 12:17:16 PM PST by Muleteam1
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To: Muleteam1
Were those the same aliens that attacked the Empire State Building and White House in Independence Day?

If so, then do you think they are illegals? And if so, do you think they qualify for in-state tuition in Iowa?

35 posted on 12/28/2005 12:22:57 PM PST by ToddBush
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To: Muleteam1

Ah! Now it all makes sense.


36 posted on 12/28/2005 12:23:22 PM PST by CougarGA7 (If children are a gift from God, is adoption regifting?)
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