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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** (Festivus 2005 Edition)
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| 12/23/2005
| AllOfUs
Posted on 12/23/2005 5:39:40 AM PST by BJClinton
Happy Festivus Everyone! For those that don't know what Festivus is, here's a source:
Wikipedia
While it was actually invented (like Kwanzaa) in 1966 in a Reader's Digest column it was made popular by an episode of Seinfeld.
The Festivus Dinner you'll have to take care of yourself, but I've provided a festivus Pole:
The feats of strength and airing of grievances will be addressed downthread.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: airingofgrievences; featsofstrength; festivus; ofst; tgif; whostolethepole
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
241
posted on
12/23/2005 9:38:15 AM PST
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Ha! You cheated, too. I can tell. We're not as nice as we seem, eh?
242
posted on
12/23/2005 9:39:44 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: Zavien Doombringer
Merry Christmas!!
Many happy ZOTS in the New Year!!
To: peacebaby
To: Fierce Allegiance
LOL You're in bigger trouble than me, I'm thinking.
245
posted on
12/23/2005 9:41:35 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Thank You!
246
posted on
12/23/2005 9:41:44 AM PST
by
baker_girl
(You are all winners,except those of you who lose.)
To: sure_fine
Kansas City, Alabama, Wichita, Dallas & Mississippi.
You should leave the South. The only stupidity up in Mass are other drivers and elected officials.
247
posted on
12/23/2005 9:43:54 AM PST
by
BostonianRightist
("Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue." ~ Senator Goldwater)
To: PaulaB
Good morning! Here at home in jammies making breakfast before finish up the Christmas shopping!
248
posted on
12/23/2005 9:58:23 AM PST
by
EX52D
((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
To: peacebaby
| You Were Nice This Year! |
 You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list.
You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year.
Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good.
Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight? |
249
posted on
12/23/2005 10:03:39 AM PST
by
EX52D
((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
To: hattend
| Your Elf Name Is... |
 Giggles Snow Bunny |
250
posted on
12/23/2005 10:05:39 AM PST
by
EX52D
((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
To: Michael Goldsberry; All
| Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Baby |
 And it wasn't exactly an immaculate conception.
Be prepared for major baby daddy drama from Santa! |
251
posted on
12/23/2005 10:06:20 AM PST
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: EX52D
Good morning EX...
how are you feeling?
I'll be right over for breakfast!!!
252
posted on
12/23/2005 10:07:45 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(A D D - Silent night, Holy ooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate,why is France so far away)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher
| You Are Dasher |
 You're an independent minded reindeer who never plays by the rules.
Why You're Naughty: That little coup you tried to stage against Santa last year
Why You're Nice: You secretly give naughty children presents. |
253
posted on
12/23/2005 10:08:33 AM PST
by
baker_girl
(You are all winners,except those of you who lose.)
To: Zacs Mom
"WHERE'S THE XBOX? - Karen Frank holds an empty XBox 360 game box that she paid $810 for on eBay. The seller in Wisconsin never received the money after she notified eBay about the fraud." RON SIDDLE/Valley Press
254
posted on
12/23/2005 10:11:31 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: PaulaB; r-q-tek86
Feeling better so far today, guzzling orange juice and I can actually breathe today! I have to thank r-q-tek86 for suggesting Zicam, I think that has worked for me.
255
posted on
12/23/2005 10:12:42 AM PST
by
EX52D
((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
To: All
| You Are Comet |
 A total daredevil, you're the reindeer with an edge!
Why You're Naughty: You almost gave Santa a heart attack when you took him sky diving
Why You're Nice: You always make sure the sleigh is going warp speed |
256
posted on
12/23/2005 10:12:51 AM PST
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Thank you, and Merry Christmas to you!
257
posted on
12/23/2005 10:13:05 AM PST
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
To: PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; teenyelliott; grellis; ...
I'm outta here!! Woo-Hoo! Merry Christmas y'all!
258
posted on
12/23/2005 10:14:32 AM PST
by
Millee
(Merry Christmas Freepers!)
To: BenLurkin
It's the Emperor's New X-Box!
259
posted on
12/23/2005 10:15:41 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Millee
I'm following you...soon to be zooming
Merry Christmas Millee
260
posted on
12/23/2005 10:15:45 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(A D D - Silent night, Holy ooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate,why is France so far away)
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