Posted on 12/23/2005 5:39:40 AM PST by BJClinton
Happy Festivus Everyone! For those that don't know what Festivus is, here's a source:
Wikipedia
While it was actually invented (like Kwanzaa) in 1966 in a Reader's Digest column it was made popular by an episode of Seinfeld.
The Festivus Dinner you'll have to take care of yourself, but I've provided a festivus Pole:
The feats of strength and airing of grievances will be addressed downthread.
Well, conditions at work are frightful,
And the boss is not delightful,
And someday we'll all be let go,
This job blows! This job blows! This job blows!
The company is slowly dying,
It won't do any good to be a crying,
So polish your resumes until they glow,
This job blows! This job blows! This job blows!
I'm married to a 6' Pole so I've always got one on hand for Festivus. She is pretty good at the feats of strength though, which does not help my self esteem.
| Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents |
 Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole! Mrs Claus said to come back ANY time you want, too! |
Wee fish...
Cleavon....is that you??!!??
Aha.
fish ewe a mare egrets moose, panda hippo gnu deer.
Naughty!
| You Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled a Kitten |
 We Are Your Overlords! |
| You Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled with Money |
 Or Santa is trying to pay you off! |
oui.
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Wee fish ewe a mare crane moose panda hippo gnu deer
We wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
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