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To: Michael Goldsberry
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents
You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year.
Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole! Mrs Claus said to come back ANY time you want, too!
What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

25 posted on 12/23/2005 5:52:44 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (I miss my dad.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Naughty!


30 posted on 12/23/2005 5:54:13 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
I'm OK with this....

You Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled with Money
You've either been really really good this year...
Or Santa is trying to pay you off!
What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

41 posted on 12/23/2005 5:59:05 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

85 posted on 12/23/2005 6:53:09 AM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Eggnog, tinsel, falling snow
Buttered rum & mistletoe
 
Trimming trees and hanging lights
The sound of carolers fills the night
 
Shopping hours long and hard
Visa phones and cancels card
 
Unpaid bills and mounting debt
Family gathers, depression sets
 
Drinking starts, harsh words are said
Dysfunction rears its yuletide head
 
Argument turns to shovin'
Drunkin' brother punches cousin
 
Tree tips over, popping lights
Curtains catch, house ignites
 
No one hears the reindeer cries
Wedged in chimney, Santa dies
 
Though he kicked and did perspire
His chestnuts roasted on an open fire
 

92 posted on 12/23/2005 7:00:45 AM PST by backinthefold (The holidays, where dysfunction rears its yuletide head. Merry Christmas y'all!!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ..
You Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled with Money
You've either been really really good this year...
Or Santa is trying to pay you off!
What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

100 posted on 12/23/2005 7:18:55 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
You Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled with Money
You've either been really really good this year...
Or Santa is trying to pay you off!
What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

188 posted on 12/23/2005 8:32:21 AM PST by kevkrom ("Zero-sum games are transactions mostly initiated by thieves and governments." - Walter Williams)
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