**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** (Festivus 2005 Edition)

OFST ^ | 12/23/2005 | AllOfUs

[BJClinton]

Happy Festivus Everyone! For those that don't know what Festivus is, here's a source:

Wikipedia

While it was actually invented (like Kwanzaa) in 1966 in a Reader's Digest column it was made popular by an episode of Seinfeld.

The Festivus Dinner you'll have to take care of yourself, but I've provided a festivus Pole:



The feats of strength and airing of grievances will be addressed downthread.

[baker_girl]

I think I may be too nice. Maybe I need to hang out with you three a little more?

You Were Nice This Year!

You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list.
You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year.
Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good.
Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight?

Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You are here to make up for all of us who were not so nice.

[Rummyfan]

Just to let you know, we will celebrate 16 years of wedded bliss (bliss???) in March.

Congratulations!

[Lazamataz]

If you are that nice, I cannot date you.

I need a naughty girl.

Who dresses like this:

[Rummyfan]

What's with people in Tercels driving 20 mph in the fast lane! It's PERVERSE!

Another traffic grievance: the driver who cuts you off, coming from the right or left in a terrible hurry to get into your lane, and then proceeds to drive ten-miles-an-hour below the speed limit!

[fredhead]

Thanks, but sometimes I think the term "wedded bliss" is and oxymoron.

[kevkrom]

In case I don't get another chance before the weeken, a Merry Christmas to my two favorite flirtatious FReepers.

And in the spirit of the season, in no way will I suggest a road trip with travel plans connecting with a layover in the Denver airport. Nope. No way. Not me.

[kevkrom]

You Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled with Money

You've either been really really good this year...
Or Santa is trying to pay you off!

What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

[najida]

bite me.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Thanks kevkrom, and a very Merry Christmas to you as well.

Nice links.

[Rummyfan]

Well, I only made it ten years myself. There was some bliss there somewhere I think!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Thanks a lot. i almost forgot to breathe for a while there.

[ErnBatavia]

I'da been "top ten" but my blasted hosting service (Tinypic) was hosing me!

"Country Christmas Decor":

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Oh to know the feeling of looking so good for one day out of a life of dullness.

[fredhead]

Great!!! Magnificent Trailer Trash!!!

Not only the VW hanging from the trees, but check out the tarp covering part of the trailer with a window hole cut into it!!!

[PaulaB]

You Were Very Naughty This Year!

Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart.
You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus
Except for a well deserved spanking
(Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!)

Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?

[fredhead]

Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done

[Sonora]

[Michael Goldsberry]

Naughty Bump!

Umm...

[PaulaB]

You've given Santa a broken heart.

That's what us southern gals are taught to do ;)