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Posted on 12/16/2005 2:50:00 PM PST by Perdogg
>UNC Tarheels will defeat Illinois for the National Championship in Basketball.
This is the only that I made was right.
Try to be serious. ;)
I will turn 40 (UNNNGH!)
40 is no big deal it's the next 3-6 years that you REALLY find out that some of the things you did in the early years that kinda hurt, start to hurt when the weather changes or you just move around;)
Prayers for Both of You.
Be careful and Thank You for Your Service.
One of the anti-war demonstrations will result in a death....it's getting pretty bad.
Swordmaker's 100% true predictions for 2006
1 - The SF 49ers will not win the World Series.
2 - Neither the New York York Yankees nor the Sacramento Kings will make it to the Superbowl.
3 - Andorra's Space program will not land a man on the Moon.
4 - Barbra Streisand will not take the Triple Crown and, in fact, will not finish in the Money... she will, however, continue to bray.
5 - A newly discovered Vincent Van Gogh painting will not sell for $10.99 as a Blue Light Special at K-Mart.
6 - Tiger Woods will not win the Heavyweight Championship of the World.
7 - Jim Robinson will not declare that Al Gore won the 2004 Presidential Election.
8 - The Dow Jones Industrial Average will not reach an all time high of 123 on April 15th.
9 - The R.M.S. Titanic will not win the America's Cup for the fourth consecutive year.
10 - NASA will not put the Space Shuttle up for sale on eBay with an opening bid of 1 cent.
11 - Senator Hilary Clinton will not publicly admit the profits on the Cattle Futures were a poorly disguised bribe for her husband and she will further not announce that she is resigning her Senate seat to become the Mother Superior of the Nuns of Poor Eleanor Roosevelt while not simultaneously channeling Elvis on Prime Time Television in Iraq.
12 - Elvis will not enter the building.
13 - Global Warming will not be conclusively proved to exist or to be caused solely by the warming of Pop Tarts in defective toasters.
14 - Jimmy Hoffa, Judge Crater and Jack the Ripper will still be dead.
15 - The IRS will not declare bankruptcy on April 15th.
16 - Teddy Kennedy, despite excellent credentials and obvious talent in the category, will not come in first place in the "Biggest Loser" Reality TV show.
The fact that all of these things will occur in 2006 will probably be blamed on George W. Bush.
On the other hand, a large percentage of Liberals will still profess that the last two Presidential Elections were stolen by Republican Thugs.
>>>Dick Cheney will be replaced as V.P.<<<
and Condi gets the nod to replace him...??
Is this a Michael Jackson joke? He now lives in Bahrain, you know.
You mean Zachary Taylor's widow is still alive? Incredible!
Me too ;-)
I think you're way off on that Andorra thing. ;')
I would think so. Would that piss off McCain or what?
Aaarghhhh!!!! As a Cowboys fan, I can't take all of these close games, but watch out. We will be a force to be reckoned with next year.
Maybe Leinart, but not Superman... er... Vince Young. Texas wins and holds Bush to 125 yards.
Some savvy General Manager needs to con some draft picks and get Leinart, Young AND Bush ... dynasty guaranteed.
One thing's for sure. It won't be Matt Millen.:)
Infamous USC Draft Picks: Todd 'Blurp-Snort' Marinovich...
Perdogg -- FWIW, I like your comprehensive, classified list of predictions.
If Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn marry early enough in 2006, my prediction is that they'll be separated by the end of 2006.
Bush's popularity among poll-takers will remain high, at near 100 per cent. :')
Gasoline prices will continue above $2, with an average price of $2.20 a gallon.
The income tax cut will not be extended. Of course, I didn't check this out, so maybe it's not even up for renewal. If so, failure to vote in favor of extension will become a galvanizing campaign issue.
Opening up more areas of Alaska for drilling will also be an important campaign issue for Republicans -- those smart enough to take advantage of it.
Hitlery will win reelection to the Senate, but will continue to be repudiated by the mainstream Dhimmicrats (who are all single party state advocates, otherwise known as "leftists" around here), and will not attempt to run for the White House in 2007-2008.
Howard Dean will screw things up so badly as the Chairman of the DNC, that he'll get to keep his job after November despite the poor showing in the 2006 election. [beyond 2006 -- The 2008 election will be another loser for the Dhimmicrats, who will be coming off seven straight years of opposition to US self-defense, and many more years than that of opposition to US interests in the world.]
Egypt's opposition party will grow more vocal, disrupting what passes for Egyptian parliamentary deliberation, and the Islamic parties in Egypt will grow more bold and strident in public. Egypt's relations with the Mother-of-all-Terrorism (Saudi Arabia) will grow publicly stormy, not long after another series of attacks take place on Sinai targets.
India's restive (IOW, terrorist) Moslem population in Kashmir will escalate the carnage it has consistently carried out for years, in order to sabotage Pakistani-Indian relations, which have been improving.
The Chinese gov't will complain about (fictional) US support for (probably fictional) cross-border terrorist activity by Moslems from various Central Asian countries.
The US will announce a timetable for withdrawal from the Clinton War in the former Yugoslavia.
Greece will apply pressure on Cypriot Greeks to accept the brokered agreement regarding a Cyprus union, which the Cypriot Greek voters rejected in (I think 2005). Relations between Greece and Turkey will continue to improve.
During the summer of 2006, Moslem rioters will again rage across France. The more or less spontaneous violence of 2005 showed them what they could do, and that the French public and French government was toothless, so the violence will be even worse, and will be well organized. This will help, rather than hinder, French attitudes toward regime change in Iran.
The Iranian government becomes more strident as the young Iraqi democracy continues to assert its authority over its own territory and kills more and more of the foreign terrorists supported by Iran, Syria, and Saudi Arabia. US forces prepare to move against Iran, even as the usually useless EU finally gives up on prospects of Iranian compliance with non-proliferation in the face of ever more crazed rhetoric from the dip**** who's running Iran.
Ron Reagan (the son, obviously) explores a political career, perhaps running against Arnold in California.
Kevin -- A second group will launch a private manned spacecraft, and a couple of others will announce that their first launches will take place by the first Q 2007.
Swordmaker -- Apple's first Intel CPUs will be shipping even more slowly than usual for Apple introductions.
Bahrain? Michael Jackson? Don't they, uh, behead people for little episodes like he's been known for?
I'm sorry about the future.
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