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Enrique Iglesias' range of extra-small condoms
teen today ^ | Nov 10, 2005 | gossip

Posted on 11/10/2005 1:32:32 PM PST by ValerieUSA

Enrique Iglesias has shocked his female admirers - by announcing he wants to release his own range of extra-small condoms. The Latin heartthrob admitted he can't find sheaths to fit the smaller man, and wants to save people who aren't well-endowed any embarrassment.

The 30-year-old, who is dating stunning tennis pin-up Anna Kournikova, is quoted in America's Houston Press newspaper as saying: "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. "I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience. "Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward."

Last month, the hunky singer was named the sexiest bachelor by Spanish-language magazine People en Espanol. Although he topped the poll for his "smouldering good looks", Enrique admits he looks the worse for wear after a few drinks. He said: "I've had many [embarrassing sexual experiences], but I'll have to say when alcohol kills the romance - in fact, when alcohol kills everything, if you know what I mean."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor; Music/Entertainment; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: anna; cocktailwiener; dinkywinky; enriqueiglesias; shesaysitscute; teenyweeny; tmi
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To: wallcrawlr

Bumpy . . .for her pleasure.


61 posted on 11/10/2005 2:09:09 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: BJClinton

I heard Neal Boortz read it first, then googled it in news, and found the story at teen today.


62 posted on 11/10/2005 2:09:58 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA

He should take the advise given to Pee Wee in Porky's II...tie a knot.


63 posted on 11/10/2005 2:10:07 PM PST by Deguello
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To: teenyelliott

Just how did you get your name?


64 posted on 11/10/2005 2:11:22 PM PST by MARTIAL MONK
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To: ValerieUSA

He should talk to Bob about Natural Male ....


65 posted on 11/10/2005 2:12:06 PM PST by 1066AD
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To: ValerieUSA

The Houston Press is a local rag paper that mainly promotes local music talent. It's a free paper that you can pick up in restaurant waiting areas as well as some car repair places.


66 posted on 11/10/2005 2:12:31 PM PST by girlscout
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To: MARTIAL MONK

Funny, but I'm a girl. Teeny is a nickname. Even though I am 5'10". I have no idea how I got it.


67 posted on 11/10/2005 2:12:48 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: ValerieUSA; teenyelliott; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; xsmommy; Slip18; secret garden; Texan5; hobbes1; ...
By the way, there's a good joke here at # 6.
68 posted on 11/10/2005 2:13:22 PM PST by Argh
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To: ValerieUSA

I'm sure Howard Stern would be a customer.


69 posted on 11/10/2005 2:13:26 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: 1066AD

whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle . . .


70 posted on 11/10/2005 2:14:46 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott; Dashing Dasher; Millee; peacebaby; EX52D; najida
Alcohol does kill "it" thats for sure!!!

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71 posted on 11/10/2005 2:16:00 PM PST by PaulaB (Do you know our Olga?)
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To: MARTIAL MONK
Actually, I do remember. I had a second grade science teacher who always called me "teeny tiny tuna".

I thought it was cute at the time, but now . . .

72 posted on 11/10/2005 2:17:23 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: PaulaB

I dunno. Have you ever met Whiskey Peter?


73 posted on 11/10/2005 2:18:10 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Always Right
Jpeg Girlfriend Alert

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74 posted on 11/10/2005 2:18:54 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (I'm going to become rich as soon as I invent a device that allows you to smack people over the web!)
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To: PaulaB

Ummm, Paula, what does it say on that bottle?


75 posted on 11/10/2005 2:18:57 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott
Hmmm ...you know I think I did meet him a couple of times in my younger days....

Ok let me backtrack....not always does "it" kill "it"

ifyaknowwhatImean
76 posted on 11/10/2005 2:20:13 PM PST by PaulaB (Do you know our Olga?)
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To: PaulaB

He's about too cute! Hey, what DOES that say on the can?


77 posted on 11/10/2005 2:21:06 PM PST by EX52D
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To: ValerieUSA

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

78 posted on 11/10/2005 2:21:10 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Harmful or Fatal if Swallowed)
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To: rintense

Maybe he is good with his hands.


79 posted on 11/10/2005 2:21:29 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: teenyelliott
What did we learn yesterday?
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80 posted on 11/10/2005 2:21:40 PM PST by PaulaB (Do you know our Olga?)
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