Enrique Iglesias' range of extra-small condoms

teen today ^ | Nov 10, 2005 | gossip

[ValerieUSA]

Enrique Iglesias has shocked his female admirers - by announcing he wants to release his own range of extra-small condoms. The Latin heartthrob admitted he can't find sheaths to fit the smaller man, and wants to save people who aren't well-endowed any embarrassment.

The 30-year-old, who is dating stunning tennis pin-up Anna Kournikova, is quoted in America's Houston Press newspaper as saying: "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. "I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience. "Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward."

Last month, the hunky singer was named the sexiest bachelor by Spanish-language magazine People en Espanol. Although he topped the poll for his "smouldering good looks", Enrique admits he looks the worse for wear after a few drinks. He said: "I've had many [embarrassing sexual experiences], but I'll have to say when alcohol kills the romance - in fact, when alcohol kills everything, if you know what I mean."

[teenyelliott]

Bumpy . . .for her pleasure.

[ValerieUSA]

I heard Neal Boortz read it first, then googled it in news, and found the story at teen today.

[Deguello]

He should take the advise given to Pee Wee in Porky's II...tie a knot.

[MARTIAL MONK]

Just how did you get your name?

[1066AD]

He should talk to Bob about Natural Male ....

[girlscout]

The Houston Press is a local rag paper that mainly promotes local music talent. It's a free paper that you can pick up in restaurant waiting areas as well as some car repair places.

[teenyelliott]

Funny, but I'm a girl. Teeny is a nickname. Even though I am 5'10". I have no idea how I got it.

[Argh]

By the way, there's a good joke here at # 6.

[dfwgator]

I'm sure Howard Stern would be a customer.

[teenyelliott]

whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle . . .

[PaulaB]

Alcohol does kill "it" thats for sure!!!

[teenyelliott]

Actually, I do remember. I had a second grade science teacher who always called me "teeny tiny tuna".

I thought it was cute at the time, but now . . .

[teenyelliott]

I dunno. Have you ever met Whiskey Peter?

[Dashing Dasher]

Jpeg Girlfriend Alert

[teenyelliott]

Ummm, Paula, what does it say on that bottle?

[PaulaB]

Hmmm ...you know I think I did meet him a couple of times in my younger days....

Ok let me backtrack....not always does "it" kill "it"

ifyaknowwhatImean

[EX52D]

He's about too cute! Hey, what DOES that say on the can?

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Maybe he is good with his hands.

[PaulaB]

What did we learn yesterday?
We have outdone them in this area