Posted on 11/10/2005 1:32:32 PM PST by ValerieUSA
Enrique Iglesias has shocked his female admirers - by announcing he wants to release his own range of extra-small condoms. The Latin heartthrob admitted he can't find sheaths to fit the smaller man, and wants to save people who aren't well-endowed any embarrassment.
The 30-year-old, who is dating stunning tennis pin-up Anna Kournikova, is quoted in America's Houston Press newspaper as saying: "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. "I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience. "Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward."
Last month, the hunky singer was named the sexiest bachelor by Spanish-language magazine People en Espanol. Although he topped the poll for his "smouldering good looks", Enrique admits he looks the worse for wear after a few drinks. He said: "I've had many [embarrassing sexual experiences], but I'll have to say when alcohol kills the romance - in fact, when alcohol kills everything, if you know what I mean."
I was just referring to the condom wars that erupted in the European Union.
Man says, "Me."
Reminds me of the old phrase, "You can't churn butter with a toothpick!"
Mark
Great, just great. You have forced me to get off the chair, walk to the fridge and grab a glass of water, just so I could come back to my computer and spray the water all over my screen.
Mike, you HAVE to read this one.
Is that extra-small or teenie-weenie.
Penis Puppetry Show Opens in Los Angeles
Reuters | 8/23/02 | Gina Keating
Posted on 08/23/2002 10:20:29 PM PDT by wannabpoolshark
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/738515/posts
??
Okay...I'll take the bait.
What does dumb generally look like?...Besides group pictures of liberals.......
I don't think this revelation is going to help his image as a "hunk".I know the drill,size doesn't matter..
You know the drill?
.... or just the drill bit?
HaHa:)I thought about that right after i hit post.I've "heard" size doesn't matter,but i wonder if that isn't just to spare guys feelings.
ROFLMAO!! I'm laughing so hard I am crying.
Well, I don't know if that story is true or not, but I sure got a kick out of it.
Reminds me of the vignette in Mel Gibson's What Women Want where he can read women's minds, and in the middle of lovemaking he hears her thoughts:
"Well, he was lying about the grande."
LOL!
Yes, it is.
I missed that .......... or did I?
I think it's mostly a club act.
[rimshot!]
And you have to be a member to get in.
[rimshot!]
LOL
dude this is freakin GREAT
Val!!! You just made me spew more Diet Coke on my computer!!!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
