**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

source this ^ | 10/04/2005 | The Usual Suspects

[BJClinton]

Weee! This has been one rough week. But, hey, we got a new Supreme court nominee *AND* I just found out Mrs. BJClinton is expecting. That's right folks, there's another smart-a** on the way. Alrighty, enough about me, let the silliness begin!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

In blonde speak, you just said blah blah blah blah.

IOW, could you put that in english please. I have no F-ing idea what you just said.

[The_Victor]

That's just wrong...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Do I make you horney, baby?"

Every time I see a picture of Austin Powers, I hear that in my head. It is quite a scary thing.

[EX52D]

...and this isn't?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

That is just wrong, Fierce is a way more cuddly monkey than that.

[Fierce Allegiance]

A few classes in geotechnical engineering, calculus, differential equations, thermodynamics, physics, chemistry, statics & dynamics and you'll be right up to speed.

[Peepster]

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not - it's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark. "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Hey, you are going to destroy my stone-cold reputation

[r-q-tek86]

classes in geotechnical engineering, calculus, differential equations, thermodynamics, physics, chemistry, statics & dynamics

To translate for the blondes out there... this means monkey training

[Michael Goldsberry]

The way I see it... if someone can write a computer program to do your job, you really are nothing more than a highly trained monkey.

I write many, many scripts to help automate different aspects of my job. Logic loop?

[Peepster]

Multi tasker?

[PaulaB]

all right all right all right

some realllllll free time
my CEO needs to check my job description
and where it says Work Work Work
I scratched it out work work work
and put freep freep freep

[r-q-tek86]

Fierce is a way more cuddly monkey than that

You're right...

[fredhead]

And now, our favorite secret agent in Star Wars...

[PaulaB]

Dora....are you around?

[EX52D]

Welcome back!

[PaulaB]

Did we do our pimp names yet ;)

Your Pimp Name Is...

Bootylicious Skillz

What's Your Pimp Name?

[fredhead]

And now the Rocky Horror Star Wars Picture Show...

[Michael Goldsberry]

hehe... yup.

[fredhead]

Your Pimp Name Is...

Big Playah Luv

What's Your Pimp Name?