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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
source this ^ | 10/04/2005 | The Usual Suspects

Posted on 11/04/2005 6:25:31 AM PST by BJClinton

Weee! This has been one rough week. But, hey, we got a new Supreme court nominee *AND* I just found out Mrs. BJClinton is expecting. That's right folks, there's another smart-a** on the way. Alrighty, enough about me, let the silliness begin!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: alitorawks; imissyouthag; ofst; tgif
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To: Fierce Allegiance
In blonde speak, you just said blah blah blah blah.

IOW, could you put that in english please. I have no F-ing idea what you just said.

401 posted on 11/04/2005 11:46:17 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: EX52D

That's just wrong...


402 posted on 11/04/2005 11:46:27 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: r-q-tek86
"Do I make you horney, baby?"

Every time I see a picture of Austin Powers, I hear that in my head. It is quite a scary thing.

403 posted on 11/04/2005 11:48:05 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: The_Victor
...and this isn't?
404 posted on 11/04/2005 11:48:25 AM PST by EX52D
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To: r-q-tek86; Fierce Allegiance

That is just wrong, Fierce is a way more cuddly monkey than that.


405 posted on 11/04/2005 11:48:52 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

A few classes in geotechnical engineering, calculus, differential equations, thermodynamics, physics, chemistry, statics & dynamics and you'll be right up to speed.


406 posted on 11/04/2005 11:49:00 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
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To: r-q-tek86

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not - it's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark. "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.


407 posted on 11/04/2005 11:49:29 AM PST by Peepster (I'm new here so I hope I do things right...)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Hey, you are going to destroy my stone-cold reputation


408 posted on 11/04/2005 11:49:39 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
classes in geotechnical engineering, calculus, differential equations, thermodynamics, physics, chemistry, statics & dynamics

To translate for the blondes out there... this means monkey training

409 posted on 11/04/2005 11:50:17 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
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To: r-q-tek86
The way I see it... if someone can write a computer program to do your job, you really are nothing more than a highly trained monkey.

I write many, many scripts to help automate different aspects of my job. Logic loop?

410 posted on 11/04/2005 11:51:07 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Leapfrog
Multi tasker?


411 posted on 11/04/2005 11:52:27 AM PST by Peepster (I'm new here so I hope I do things right...)
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To: EX52D; Maximus of Texas
all right all right all right

some realllllll free time
my CEO needs to check my job description
and where it says Work Work Work
I scratched it out work work work
and put freep freep freep
412 posted on 11/04/2005 11:52:32 AM PST by PaulaB (It's Important To Know What You Don't Know)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Fierce is a way more cuddly monkey than that

You're right...


413 posted on 11/04/2005 11:52:58 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
And now, our favorite secret agent in Star Wars...
414 posted on 11/04/2005 11:54:00 AM PST by fredhead ( I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. - Patton)
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To: dorathexplorer

Dora....are you around?


415 posted on 11/04/2005 11:54:17 AM PST by PaulaB (It's Important To Know What You Don't Know)
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To: PaulaB
Welcome back!
416 posted on 11/04/2005 11:54:23 AM PST by EX52D
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To: EX52D
Did we do our pimp names yet ;)

Your Pimp Name Is...
Bootylicious Skillz
What's Your Pimp Name?

417 posted on 11/04/2005 11:56:34 AM PST by PaulaB (It's Important To Know What You Don't Know)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
And now the Rocky Horror Star Wars Picture Show...
418 posted on 11/04/2005 11:56:43 AM PST by fredhead ( I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. - Patton)
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To: Peepster

hehe... yup.


419 posted on 11/04/2005 11:56:48 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: PaulaB
Your Pimp Name Is...
Big Playah Luv
What's Your Pimp Name?

420 posted on 11/04/2005 11:57:31 AM PST by fredhead ( I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. - Patton)
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