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| 10/04/2005
| The Usual Suspects
Posted on 11/04/2005 6:25:31 AM PST by BJClinton
Weee! This has been one rough week. But, hey, we got a new Supreme court nominee *AND* I just found out Mrs. BJClinton is expecting. That's right folks, there's another smart-a** on the way. Alrighty, enough about me, let the silliness begin!

TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: alitorawks; imissyouthag; ofst; tgif
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To: Fierce Allegiance
In blonde speak, you just said blah blah blah blah.
IOW, could you put that in english please. I have no F-ing idea what you just said.
401
posted on
11/04/2005 11:46:17 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: EX52D
402
posted on
11/04/2005 11:46:27 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: r-q-tek86
"Do I make you horney, baby?" Every time I see a picture of Austin Powers, I hear that in my head. It is quite a scary thing.
403
posted on
11/04/2005 11:48:05 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: The_Victor

...and this isn't?
404
posted on
11/04/2005 11:48:25 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: r-q-tek86; Fierce Allegiance
That is just wrong, Fierce is a way more cuddly monkey than that.
405
posted on
11/04/2005 11:48:52 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
A few classes in geotechnical engineering, calculus, differential equations, thermodynamics, physics, chemistry, statics & dynamics and you'll be right up to speed.
406
posted on
11/04/2005 11:49:00 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
To: r-q-tek86
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not - it's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark. "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
407
posted on
11/04/2005 11:49:29 AM PST
by
Peepster
(I'm new here so I hope I do things right...)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Hey, you are going to destroy my stone-cold reputation
408
posted on
11/04/2005 11:49:39 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
classes in geotechnical engineering, calculus, differential equations, thermodynamics, physics, chemistry, statics & dynamics To translate for the blondes out there... this means monkey training
409
posted on
11/04/2005 11:50:17 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
To: r-q-tek86
The way I see it... if someone can write a computer program to do your job, you really are nothing more than a highly trained monkey. I write many, many scripts to help automate different aspects of my job. Logic loop?
410
posted on
11/04/2005 11:51:07 AM PST
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: Leapfrog
Multi tasker?
411
posted on
11/04/2005 11:52:27 AM PST
by
Peepster
(I'm new here so I hope I do things right...)
To: EX52D; Maximus of Texas
all right all right all right
some realllllll free time
my CEO needs to check my job description
and where it says Work Work Work
I scratched it out work work work
and put freep freep freep
412
posted on
11/04/2005 11:52:32 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(It's Important To Know What You Don't Know)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Fierce is a way more cuddly monkey than that You're right...
413
posted on
11/04/2005 11:52:58 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
And now, our favorite secret agent in Star Wars...
414
posted on
11/04/2005 11:54:00 AM PST
by
fredhead
( I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. - Patton)
To: dorathexplorer
415
posted on
11/04/2005 11:54:17 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(It's Important To Know What You Don't Know)
To: PaulaB
Welcome back!
416
posted on
11/04/2005 11:54:23 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: EX52D
Did we do our pimp names yet ;)
Your Pimp Name Is... |
Bootylicious Skillz |
417
posted on
11/04/2005 11:56:34 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(It's Important To Know What You Don't Know)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
And now the Rocky Horror Star Wars Picture Show...
418
posted on
11/04/2005 11:56:43 AM PST
by
fredhead
( I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. - Patton)
To: Peepster
419
posted on
11/04/2005 11:56:48 AM PST
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: PaulaB
Your Pimp Name Is... |
Big Playah Luv |
420
posted on
11/04/2005 11:57:31 AM PST
by
fredhead
( I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. - Patton)
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