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| 10/04/2005
| The Usual Suspects
Posted on 11/04/2005 6:25:31 AM PST by BJClinton
Weee! This has been one rough week. But, hey, we got a new Supreme court nominee *AND* I just found out Mrs. BJClinton is expecting. That's right folks, there's another smart-a** on the way. Alrighty, enough about me, let the silliness begin!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: alitorawks; imissyouthag; ofst; tgif
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Comment #1 Removed by Moderator
To: mattmullenix; A-10; MozartLover; blau993; ItsOurTimeNow; Chanticleer; trac220; ...
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posted on
11/04/2005 6:25:48 AM PST
by
BJClinton
To: BJClinton
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posted on
11/04/2005 6:26:35 AM PST
by
Killborn
(Pres. Bush isn't Pres. Reagan. Then again, Pres. Regan isn't Pres. Washington. God bless them all.)
Comment #4 Removed by Moderator
To: BJClinton
Congrats on your new little one!
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posted on
11/04/2005 6:26:56 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
To: BJClinton
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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posted on
11/04/2005 6:27:09 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
Comment #7 Removed by Moderator
To: BJClinton
A Teamsters boss goes to a convention in Las Vegas for a few days.
One night he goes out to a brothel.
Like a good union man, he asks the madam if it's a union shop.
"No", she says.
He says "Well, If I were to give you $100 how would you split it?"
The madam says "The girl would get $20 and the house gets $80".
"Pahh! " he says, and walks off to find another brothel.
He asks the next madam "Are you a union shop?"
"Oh, yes!" was the reply.
He says "Well, If I were to give you $100 how would you split it?"
The madam says "The girl would get $80 and the house gets $20".
That's more to his liking, so he gives her $100 and says "I'd like that pretty young blond girl right there", pointing to his choice.
The madam puts the money in her pocket, points to an 85-year old woman, and says to him: "I'm sure you would, but Ethel here has seniority."
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posted on
11/04/2005 6:27:19 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: BJClinton
Thanks for the ping. I'll be back when I can. Y'all have fun!
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posted on
11/04/2005 6:27:39 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
To: All
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posted on
11/04/2005 6:27:52 AM PST
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
Comment #11 Removed by Moderator
To: BJClinton
IBTZ! Also, congratulations!!!
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posted on
11/04/2005 6:27:56 AM PST
by
StrangerInParadise
(This tagline has been reported stolen. If you see it, call BR-549..........)
To: BJClinton
A well-off elderly man is on his deathbed.
He calls his doctor, his minister, and his lawyer to visit him.
They are all there, and he says: "I know they say you can't take it with you when you die, but I'm going to try. "
He gives them each an envelope containing $300,000 cash.
He says: "Now when I'm gone, I want you each to say
Glory Hallelujah - Here Come da Money! three times, just as loud as you can, and toss these envelopes in on top of my casket."
They all agree to do so.
So, within a week, the man dies, the burial is held, and all three perform as they were asked.
After the funeral, they all ride back to town in the same car.
The minister says that "You know, I have to confess - I took $100,000 out of that envelope before I tossed it in. I will use it to fix our church and help the needy."
The doctor speaks up and says "Yeah, well, I'll admit that I took $200,000 out of my envelope, and am going to use it to add on to our hospital.".
The lawyer chimes in and says "I'm ashamed of both you guys - I put in a check for the whole amount!"
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posted on
11/04/2005 6:28:13 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Petronski
To: BJClinton
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posted on
11/04/2005 6:28:44 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
Comment #16 Removed by Moderator
To: Fierce Allegiance
That's not silly, that's just a nice little pu....
Aww, I couldn't do it.
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posted on
11/04/2005 6:29:59 AM PST
by
Petronski
(Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
To: BJClinton
Congratulations! And Happy Friday. Only have to work 'til noon today!! WOO HOO!!!
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posted on
11/04/2005 6:30:07 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I love football season!!)
Comment #19 Removed by Moderator
To: Fierce Allegiance
That looks like one of mine!
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