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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
source this ^ | 10/04/2005 | The Usual Suspects

Posted on 11/04/2005 6:25:31 AM PST by BJClinton

Weee! This has been one rough week. But, hey, we got a new Supreme court nominee *AND* I just found out Mrs. BJClinton is expecting. That's right folks, there's another smart-a** on the way. Alrighty, enough about me, let the silliness begin!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: alitorawks; imissyouthag; ofst; tgif
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Comment #141 Removed by Moderator

To: Pookyhead
When geese fly in a V-formation why is one side always longer than the other?









(because there are more geese on that side :)
142 posted on 11/04/2005 7:36:27 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: apackof2

You got 29 points.
You're a Krazy Kisser! A Krazy Kisser enjoys being sloppy and free. You're the kind of person that is naturally more unrestricted and wild. You like to put your hands anywhere that strikes your fancy, and you might even scratch, squeeze or spank other parts of the body while kissing. You could hold the world record for longest kisser because you like to kiss forever. You like to try and shock the other person by trying different techniques, or doing something out of the ordinary. You also like to keep it exhilarating by kissing in places you should not be kissing in. You can get a little freaky and funky, which makes your signature kiss very messy. Try to remember that sometimes slobber all over the face is not exactly what your partner wants. You may need to focus on trying to add in some sweet, slow and neat kisses. Also, be careful that some of your 'Krazy' techniques and movements don't offend your partner. Talk to your partner about what they like to determine a healthy balance. Overall you are the most exciting of all the kissing styles, and you keep your partner on the edge, waiting to see what's next.



Hmmmmmmmmm.


143 posted on 11/04/2005 7:36:29 AM PST by day10 (Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: BenLurkin

Zeeky boogy doob!


144 posted on 11/04/2005 7:36:38 AM PST by Killborn (Pres. Bush isn't Pres. Reagan. Then again, Pres. Regan isn't Pres. Washington. God bless them all.)
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To: ShadowAce; fishtank
TGIF!

Please, drink responsibly.

145 posted on 11/04/2005 7:37:29 AM PST by SquirrelKing (I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
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To: Petronski

Airplanes are better than women because...
Horse Power? Since initiating this new phase in my life, I've rediscovered....
......Why I like airplanes over women:

Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.

Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of the switch.

Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go".

Airplanes don't object to a thorough preflight inspection.

Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.

Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.

Airplanes fly the same, every day of the month.

Airplanes react predictably to inputs.

Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

Airplanes don't care about how many airplanes you've flown before.

Airplanes and pilot both arrive at the same time.

Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

Airplanes don't mind if you fly other airplanes.

Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

Airplanes expect to be tied down.

Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

When you get tired of your airplane, you can go get a new one.

However, they both have one thing in common - when either one of them gets quiet, it's definitely not good.


146 posted on 11/04/2005 7:37:40 AM PST by Peepster (I'm new here, so be nice...)
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To: BenLurkin

Railroad Crossing look out for the cars.

Can you spell that without any R's?


147 posted on 11/04/2005 7:38:29 AM PST by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: BJClinton

Wow congrats! That is great news for the BJClinton family! Best Wishes!


148 posted on 11/04/2005 7:38:32 AM PST by RushCrush
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To: day10
day10, your a wild man!

LOL!

149 posted on 11/04/2005 7:38:55 AM PST by apackof2 (There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works. Will Rogers)
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To: SquirrelKing

150 posted on 11/04/2005 7:39:48 AM PST by EX52D
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To: Rightly Biased

yeah--T, H, A, T


151 posted on 11/04/2005 7:40:22 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Rightly Biased

"Can you spell that without any R's?"

T.H.A.T.


153 posted on 11/04/2005 7:40:37 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: apackof2

Oh yeah, that's me. A real wild man. :-)

So far the 2 quizzes I have taken today haven't been very close to the real me...........


154 posted on 11/04/2005 7:41:10 AM PST by day10 (Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: ShadowAce

Ohhhhh thats the answer....


155 posted on 11/04/2005 7:41:52 AM PST by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: Pookyhead

156 posted on 11/04/2005 7:43:43 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: BJClinton; martin_fierro; King Prout
TGIF! Squirrely ping!


157 posted on 11/04/2005 7:43:53 AM PST by SquirrelKing (I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
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To: BibChr; All

Exactly...


158 posted on 11/04/2005 7:44:16 AM PST by KevinDavis (http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
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To: fishtank

I want to make a crack about a certain Hollywood actor but...wtf is that for?


159 posted on 11/04/2005 7:44:40 AM PST by BJClinton
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