**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

source this ^ | 10/04/2005 | The Usual Suspects

[BJClinton]

Weee! This has been one rough week. But, hey, we got a new Supreme court nominee *AND* I just found out Mrs. BJClinton is expecting. That's right folks, there's another smart-a** on the way. Alrighty, enough about me, let the silliness begin!

[Rightly Biased]

Was it an Asian or African elephant?

[BibChr]

Not surprising.

But scary.

(c;

[Fierce Allegiance]

This isn't completely true. I carried a low B average, and I also got 9 varsity letters as well as a second place statewide for a harvest table I made in woodshop:

Brainy Kid

In high school, you were acing AP classes or hanging out in the computer lab.

You may have been a bit of a geek back then, but now you're a total success!

Who Were You In High School?

[BenLurkin]

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders?

[YouPosting2Me]

A string walks into a bar and the bartender says "Get out of here, we don't serve your kind".

The string goes outside of the bar and messes his hair up and ties himself and heads back into the bar.

The bartender says "Hey, aren't you that string I just tossed out of here?"

The string replies "No, I'm a Frayed-Knot".

[ShadowAce]

I font walks into a bar

The barman says "Hey! We don't serve your type here."

[apackof2]

What kind of kisser are YOU?

http://www.allthetests.com/quiz01/dasquiztd.php3?testid=1022043083

You got 42 points.

You're a Krafty Kisser!

A Krafty Kisser enjoys being playful and prankish. You're the kind of person that is naturally more frisky and even a little mischievous. You like to pull and run your hands through their hair, creating that combination of pleasure mixed with a tad of pain. You like to be random with kisses, and vary in the kinds of kisses you want to give. The kisses can be from sexy and seductive to sweet and smooth. Variety is your spice in life. You enjoy being spontaneous and will kiss anywhere, especially in public places where it becomes more thrilling to you. Be careful not to play too many games, you may loose track of how your partner is feeling. Make sure your partner is comfortable with all your various kissing levels. Overall you are certainly the most balanced and experimental of all the kissing styles, and you make kissing fun by creating variety.

[Quilla]

Was the covering of the title in that way intentional?

Yep, an intentional attempt at silliness. ;-)

[YouPosting2Me]

A Baby Harp Seal walks into a CLUB...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I am hoping to keep his pants up. Burns in that area can be painful.

[peacebaby]

6 varsity letters - a highschool jock, eh?

[ShadowAce]

A hamburger walks into a club.

The barman says "We don't serve food here."

[The_Victor]

What's big and red and eats rocks?

Well?,....

[fishtank]

[Killborn]

Time to build a new one. :)

[fatboynic]

All American Kid

Popular but not plastic. Athletic but not a jock. Smart but not a brain.

You were well rounded and well liked in high school.

Who Were You In High School?

[SquirrelKing]

TGIF!

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!