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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: DJ MacWoW
the police 'round here love Doc, respect the Bull of the Woods, and are quite used to my eccentricities ;)
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posted on
12/12/2005 7:15:57 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darksheare
6,262
posted on
12/12/2005 7:16:35 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
My pronunciation, as well.
6,263
posted on
12/12/2005 7:17:24 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: timpad
6,264
posted on
12/12/2005 7:17:47 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: timpad
"Such opulence, such size and such mobility are reflective of a rare ability." Apparently, we are only bigger than three of the nations of the world, including Vatican City.
Anticipated population is perhaps ten thousand, not counting non-humans.
While there are no servants, there is room for full employment, as everyone has an opportunity to pursue his interests and specialties.
Since we will have little to do other than what we find useful and interesting, we will occupy our time with raising our crops, animal husbandry, crafts and artisanry, and ways to entertain others.
And perhaps mining an asteroid or two.
6,265
posted on
12/12/2005 7:19:17 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: timpad; Monkey Face
Porbably incorrect, but that is the common usage for it though.
6,266
posted on
12/12/2005 7:19:33 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: tuliptree76
Well, you do have to look and make yourself somewhat available.
With the exception of a burglar, you are unlikely to find a guy coming in your apartment to find you for the first time.
I think you said you went to some church groups with no success. I would try other Christian churches, maybe some alumni clubs associated with your college. Toastmasters and business clubs are OK.
Go to new places and make yourself available.
This time of year I would add, be indoors doing this.
Here in CA we can meet new people in a store, Starbucks, retail store, sports club, health club, church, beach, mountains, restaurants, library and the video store...
6,267
posted on
12/12/2005 7:20:55 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: A CA Guy
It doesn't matter. I haven't had a man buy me dinner in a long time anyway. So I won't have to worry about zotting.
6,268
posted on
12/12/2005 7:21:40 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
To: King Prout
the police 'round here love Doc, respect the Bull of the Woods, and are quite used to my eccentricities ;) Well that's good! We'll have to yap more about it closer to Turkey Day 2006.
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posted on
12/12/2005 7:22:19 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
(If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
To: A CA Guy
Thanks. But I'm done with that. It's pointless.
6,270
posted on
12/12/2005 7:22:29 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
To: Darksheare
Yah...OK.
I can do "common usage."
6,271
posted on
12/12/2005 7:23:16 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Same here.
*singing, horribly*
"Last Christmas, we raided a bar, the very next day we blew it away. This year to allay all your fears, we're gonna raid someone SPECIAL.."
I HATE that song!
6,272
posted on
12/12/2005 7:24:50 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare
Er...I have no clue what song it is...*turning red*
6,273
posted on
12/12/2005 7:26:00 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Whats his face from Wham singing the song "Last Christams", only I altered the lyrics.
6,274
posted on
12/12/2005 7:26:42 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: DJ MacWoW
yes, we must.
I have long believed that having Darksheare and me in one location might cause spontaneous nuclear fusion or some such.
6,275
posted on
12/12/2005 7:27:23 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: timpad
6,276
posted on
12/12/2005 7:29:31 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darksheare
Ah...George Michael...he and "Boy George" are hard to tell apart...*snort*
6,277
posted on
12/12/2005 7:29:40 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Yeah.
Especially these days.
6,278
posted on
12/12/2005 7:30:21 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: tuliptree76
Quit looking at the undereducated and paranoid poor and you will be fine.
What you are saying is you are suited to a business professional Ms. Yuppie!
6,279
posted on
12/12/2005 7:30:55 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland
how do you separate George Michael and Boy George?
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posted on
12/12/2005 7:31:00 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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