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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: DJ MacWoW

the police 'round here love Doc, respect the Bull of the Woods, and are quite used to my eccentricities ;)


6,261 posted on 12/12/2005 7:15:57 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare
 I probably should get one of those style stickers.
 
Got mine in a bookstore.

6,262 posted on 12/12/2005 7:16:35 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face

My pronunciation, as well.


6,263 posted on 12/12/2005 7:17:24 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

LOL!!


6,264 posted on 12/12/2005 7:17:47 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: timpad
"Such opulence, such size and such mobility are reflective of a rare ability."

Apparently, we are only bigger than three of the nations of the world, including Vatican City.

Anticipated population is perhaps ten thousand, not counting non-humans.

While there are no servants, there is room for full employment, as everyone has an opportunity to pursue his interests and specialties.

Since we will have little to do other than what we find useful and interesting, we will occupy our time with raising our crops, animal husbandry, crafts and artisanry, and ways to entertain others.

And perhaps mining an asteroid or two.

6,265 posted on 12/12/2005 7:19:17 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: timpad; Monkey Face

Porbably incorrect, but that is the common usage for it though.


6,266 posted on 12/12/2005 7:19:33 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: tuliptree76
Well, you do have to look and make yourself somewhat available.
With the exception of a burglar, you are unlikely to find a guy coming in your apartment to find you for the first time.
I think you said you went to some church groups with no success. I would try other Christian churches, maybe some alumni clubs associated with your college. Toastmasters and business clubs are OK.
Go to new places and make yourself available.
This time of year I would add, be indoors doing this.

Here in CA we can meet new people in a store, Starbucks, retail store, sports club, health club, church, beach, mountains, restaurants, library and the video store...
6,267 posted on 12/12/2005 7:20:55 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

It doesn't matter. I haven't had a man buy me dinner in a long time anyway. So I won't have to worry about zotting.


6,268 posted on 12/12/2005 7:21:40 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: King Prout
the police 'round here love Doc, respect the Bull of the Woods, and are quite used to my eccentricities ;)

Well that's good! We'll have to yap more about it closer to Turkey Day 2006.

6,269 posted on 12/12/2005 7:22:19 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: A CA Guy

Thanks. But I'm done with that. It's pointless.


6,270 posted on 12/12/2005 7:22:29 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: Darksheare

Yah...OK.

I can do "common usage."


6,271 posted on 12/12/2005 7:23:16 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Same here.



*singing, horribly*

"Last Christmas, we raided a bar, the very next day we blew it away. This year to allay all your fears, we're gonna raid someone SPECIAL.."

I HATE that song!


6,272 posted on 12/12/2005 7:24:50 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

Er...I have no clue what song it is...*turning red*


6,273 posted on 12/12/2005 7:26:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Whats his face from Wham singing the song "Last Christams", only I altered the lyrics.


6,274 posted on 12/12/2005 7:26:42 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

yes, we must.

I have long believed that having Darksheare and me in one location might cause spontaneous nuclear fusion or some such.


6,275 posted on 12/12/2005 7:27:23 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: timpad

eh?


6,276 posted on 12/12/2005 7:29:31 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

Ah...George Michael...he and "Boy George" are hard to tell apart...*snort*


6,277 posted on 12/12/2005 7:29:40 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Yeah.
Especially these days.


6,278 posted on 12/12/2005 7:30:21 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: tuliptree76
Quit looking at the undereducated and paranoid poor and you will be fine.
What you are saying is you are suited to a business professional Ms. Yuppie!
6,279 posted on 12/12/2005 7:30:55 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland

how do you separate George Michael and Boy George?
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6,280 posted on 12/12/2005 7:31:00 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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