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Parody ZOT of Free Republic

Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Monkey Face

I've not maimed or injured anyone but it's still early. And I'm not at ALL sleepy. :)


6,241 posted on 12/12/2005 6:49:00 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: tuliptree76

My next pet was a lizard.


6,242 posted on 12/12/2005 6:49:30 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: timpad

The kitchens, as stated, are open 24/7.

But we don't have any waiters, unless you want to hire your own, or coerce someone into doing you a favor.

We get around that in the castle proper by using a built-in delivery system for medium sized packages.

Meals from the kitchens, clothes from the shops, extra bedding, or materials from your own storage area can be delivered to you.

Habitats A and B also tend to emphasize using the spherical elevator cars a lot for movement about their spaces, and delivering things.

Their "urban space" is denser, as are their food growing sections. Most folks do a lot of walking.

Of course, their work schedules vary from the castle by eight hours plus and minus, so you have to schedule things properly.


6,243 posted on 12/12/2005 6:50:38 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Monkey Face
(If I may be so bold...)

Heh. Bold Teutons are quite common, I expect you'll make your own decision.

6,244 posted on 12/12/2005 6:51:47 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: NicknamedBob
But we don't have any waiters, unless you want to hire your own, or coerce someone into doing you a favor.

I was kidding about the waiter. There are no servants in Prout's Kingdom. Only Freemen (and Freewomen) pursuing their lives, in Liberty.

My complements, Architect. Such opulence, such size and such mobility are reflective of a rare ability. If my powers and I may assist, you have but to ask.

6,245 posted on 12/12/2005 6:56:47 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: DJ MacWoW

LOL!


6,246 posted on 12/12/2005 6:58:42 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare
The writings of the ancient ones. Cool.

I avoid the Dark Arts, but if one of those uncategorized whatsitz down there strike at you with Magick, I'll likely have an antidote.

6,247 posted on 12/12/2005 7:01:18 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

Okers.
Should I suddenly sprout MindFlayer tentacles, or cthulu tentacles, you'll know what happened.


6,248 posted on 12/12/2005 7:02:45 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare
Reminds me of my favorite bumper sticker from the 2004 Campaign:

Vote Cthulu - Don't Settle for the Lesser Evil!

6,249 posted on 12/12/2005 7:05:27 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

LOL!
I probably should get one of those style stickers.


6,250 posted on 12/12/2005 7:06:54 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: timpad; Darksheare

How does one pronounce "Cthulu?"




*heading for corner*


6,251 posted on 12/12/2005 7:10:20 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: tuliptree76

Well that seems strange to me.

They say there is someone for everyone in the world.

Some day when you put out real vibes that you are interested, the bees will come to the honey I am sure.

It is possible you are throwing out (leave me alone) vibes in your body language.

You sure seem real nice the way you post to us, so I think you must be thoughtful with a good personality.


6,252 posted on 12/12/2005 7:10:43 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

for being the folks y'all are.
it'd be fun.


6,253 posted on 12/12/2005 7:11:04 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face; timpad

I've always heard it pronounced "kuh-too-loo"


6,254 posted on 12/12/2005 7:11:24 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

That's what I thought, but It could be something else I'm not prepared for...


6,255 posted on 12/12/2005 7:12:59 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
My daughter has the internet access through her phone. I say, if she can afford it, she should go with it. And so, I say for your Good Wife!
You must be miserable with that un-Puget-Sound-like weather...I hope it deteriorates for you!
It's good to see you online, anyway. ;o]

Hi, 'Face! It needn't be that expensive; my connection is "only" $20/month (Bang goes saxpence!! -- auld Scots quote). Our (young) new rector solved the problem of being online with keeping the church phone line free by doing the same thing with his cellphone, but for $40/mo he gets 3 - 4 times the speed I have. But he's young, and I am old and patient (not).

For many years now I've had a $6/month account that allegedly gives me Internet access and e-mail in "50+" countries, but there's always been a reason not to use it (UK: the hotel encumbered all calls with a really high rate, Denmark: really high taxes on hotel phones, Germany: can't connect to the %$%$%$ network, Korea: fuhgeddaboutit) -- and somehow familyh in the States manages to locate where access is not available... I'm thinking it's time to tell AT&T byebye.

Yes, the weather is awful. Leading up the Christmas, I'd like snow. Or at least grey skies and drizzle... Just no Yellow Face, please!

Dinner calls, sez the Goodwife and I must answer -- or else.

Cheers!

6,256 posted on 12/12/2005 7:13:36 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: A CA Guy
They say there is someone for everyone in the world.

I don't believe that anymore.

6,257 posted on 12/12/2005 7:13:36 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: King Prout
for being the folks y'all are.
it'd be fun.

Well yeah but do the police where you live have a sense of humour?

6,258 posted on 12/12/2005 7:13:57 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Monkey Face

Like K'thooloo?


6,259 posted on 12/12/2005 7:14:42 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: tuliptree76
I seriously wouldn't know what to do if someone spent more than 10 bucks on me.

Ten bucks? That would barely be lunch out at an OK place. If not that much or more, I would use the powers you have gained from these threads to ZOT!!!!!

6,260 posted on 12/12/2005 7:14:57 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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