Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[timpad]

Lessee...how 'bout some peppers (habanero or jalapeno, you choose) and a bit of cheese?

[Monkey Face]

Hi, Mama Tsu!

How are you feeling tonight?

[Monkey Face]

Hey. I just give you the generic dip with whatever you want for a mix on the side. What you put in it, and how much, is entirely up to you! Just don't ask me to kiss you!

After the flames have died down, tell me what you think of the castle?

[Darksheare]

Oooh.. we never did any bug penny bouts where our spider stood chance of real harm as we weren't assured of being able to find another spider.

[timpad]

Just don't ask me to kiss you!

"Too bad, I shaved extra close in preparation for getting smacked by you!" - Patton

I think the castle is looking particularly homey these days. Should be very comfortable for the upcoming trip.

[Darksheare]

I think the psychotic arachnid just liked my sis.

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

hi, 'Face. can't get rid of this miserable epizootis. probably not going to die, after all. certainly have made appropriate sounds, however. whole office sounded like a TB ward today. i finally left at noon and had my staff pull in a PA to cover. next time ye trainer gets this bug, he can jolly well keep it to himself. it is not more blessed to give than to receive when we are discussing microbes. HE feels much better, may he rot. his wife cooks a mean puny bird, though.

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

definitely a hot tub. a big one. one you could put me, the bull of the woods and a couple of dogs in and nobody would feel crowded. don't care what the dogs do, but the bull of the woods and i have plans *cheerful anticipatory smile* (punctuated by hacking sounds)

[Monkey Face]

You can tell ye trainer that the next time he wants to share his "zoo" with you that he needs to clear it with me, first. I won't have Me Mum going through all kinds of ugly things, just to get through a day. And besides...I'm probably bigger than he is...;o]




(I hope you start feeling better soon...)

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

nite nite. old broad goeth to bed - or to collapse in front of the tv to see if the footsball game is any good tonight. will probably be long asleep before kickoff. have a good day tomorrow.

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

yer Mum will survive. she just sounds like a motorcycle on steroids. nite nite

[Monkey Face]

Tell Patton he can kiss my Blarney Stone. I ain't here to make him feel good...I was axin about you.

Have you seen the library? With the huge fireplace and the furs? Or the observatory? Also with furs. Both have hot and cold running wine (and other drinks) along with fresh snacks to help keep your stamina up. *ahem*

(If you need it, that is.)

I could give you the misguided tour...;o]

[timpad]

The Stamina Meter is doing quite well, thank you. The Observatory sounds nice, some stars will do me good tonight.

[Monkey Face]

"she just sounds like a motorcycle on steroids. nite nite"

That's ...er...encouraging.

Sleep well...a hot toddy would do wonders, Mum!

[DJ MacWoW]

well, all y'all are invited down fer turkey-day next, if'n y'all wanna drop in.

To what do I owe the honour of an invite. :)

[Monkey Face]

The observatory is my own special request, but few (save me...darnit) ever venture up here...

*muttering* (Dang! Where did I put my star charts?)

[timpad]

Amazing. This castle's aesthetics are just my style. An Observatory with furs and a wine tap! I love it here...

[Monkey Face]

Hello!!

How have you been, O Mom of the Dark Sibs?

I seldom venture out of the UT, so if I've missed you elsewhere, I'm sure sorry! (I don't like the rocks and tomatoes that have been thrown at me...)

[sionnsar]

Hi, Face! Sorry, had to go off and take care of some things.

[sionnsar]

How are you doing?