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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Darksheare

How considerate...


6,161 posted on 12/12/2005 4:18:26 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I guess you'd have to be here for it...if I have to explain it, well...it's llike Irish humor...


6,162 posted on 12/12/2005 4:18:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I.. don't know.. oh dear, I am getting more confused, Irish humor is full of exagerrations, but.. I can't figure this out.


6,163 posted on 12/12/2005 4:23:38 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde

Did you ever sing to a spider?

Place an object in your mouth, like a pencil or drinking straw, and make a buzzing sound like a fly, with the object touching the web lightly.

The vibrations will travel into the web, and the spider will come looking for the bug that came to dinner.


I thought that might appeal to you.


6,164 posted on 12/12/2005 4:26:54 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob

I often wondered how you could trick a spider to do that, merely touching the web doesn't work.


6,165 posted on 12/12/2005 4:28:54 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

We liked our spider.
Too bad we got our spider fat and sassy, and it split.
(It was the healthiest and most well fed spider ever..)


6,166 posted on 12/12/2005 4:28:56 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Darkchylde

*guilty look*

I have tapped the threads of a web with a mechanical pencil lead.
Got a garden spider truly ticked at me.


6,167 posted on 12/12/2005 4:30:03 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

He suffered from obesity... the government should do something about it!


6,168 posted on 12/12/2005 4:33:33 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: FRiends

Goodnight!!


6,169 posted on 12/12/2005 4:44:22 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Night, IT!


6,170 posted on 12/12/2005 4:48:51 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Well, overfeed a spider and it will flee.
*sigh*
So it seems to be a self repairing issue.
;-)


6,171 posted on 12/12/2005 4:50:11 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: NicknamedBob

never sang to a spider. have hummed to a llama. interesting results. llama was most disappointed. was a very young llama. hi, NnB


6,172 posted on 12/12/2005 5:01:21 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: TheMadLurker
*ambles in, heads straight for the bar*
 
*quickly mixes a Black Russian, tall. Drops in three crystal-clear ice cubes that never make it to the bottom of the glass*
 
*mixes another*
 
Good evening, All!

6,173 posted on 12/12/2005 5:04:10 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

Hiya, Tim!

I like black Russians. I like white Russians, too, but the black ones taste better...wants some chips and dips with that?


6,174 posted on 12/12/2005 5:08:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

It's OK, Irish...don't sweat the small stuff...


6,175 posted on 12/12/2005 5:08:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh yeah...what's in the dip?


6,176 posted on 12/12/2005 5:09:10 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: sionnsar

Hi, sion! Fancy meeting you here!


6,177 posted on 12/12/2005 5:09:31 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: timpad

Whaddya want in it?


6,178 posted on 12/12/2005 5:10:14 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare

what the spider doesn't want is Spider v. Praying Mantis. money goes on the mantis. vicious little creatures. hiya, Darks


6,179 posted on 12/12/2005 5:12:04 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: NicknamedBob; Darkchylde; Darksheare

I'm thinking that spider liked your alarm clock because it vibrated. Don't quote me on that because I studiously avoid arachnids.

But it would seem that if the spider found it's food by the vibration of it's web (due to a hapless victim) it would come to associate the vibrations of the clock with something good...

But what do I know?...I'm just a mom...


6,180 posted on 12/12/2005 5:14:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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