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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: phantomworker
Wow!
My area is accounting - specialization in taxation.
To: Das Outsider
I got it! I got it!
You turn one one switch. Wait for, say, ten minutes and turn the other switch. Go hurriedly upstairs and feel the bulbs' heat. The one with less heat is the one you turned on last and the one with more heat is the one you turned on first. The bulb turned off belongs to the switch you did not turn on.
12,422
posted on
12/30/2005 9:59:34 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: A CA Guy
I would not eat stuff made up with shortening, like layer cakes. Whipped cream is fine.
12,423
posted on
12/30/2005 10:00:45 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Das Outsider
Did I get right?
And if so, what's my price?
12,424
posted on
12/30/2005 10:02:08 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Baraonda; A CA Guy
To: Baraonda
Did I get
it right?
I ain't never gonna be able to write a dessertation!
12,426
posted on
12/30/2005 10:03:24 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: tuliptree76
Is it anything like your last working title?
"My Fish Ate My Dissertation, But I Promise It Was Packed Full Of Revelations That The Tax World Would Surely Have Nominated Me For the Nobel Prize For Economics With, REALLY!"
12,427
posted on
12/30/2005 10:03:42 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: tuliptree76
I am working at the U. Washington and Walden U.,how about you?
12,428
posted on
12/30/2005 10:04:49 PM PST
by
phantomworker
(Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.)
To: tuliptree76
Only if that topping stuff is made with shortening. I don't want to clog my arteries.
12,429
posted on
12/30/2005 10:05:03 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: tuliptree76
"I have a feeling it would probably only get ratings if they had women running around in bikinis in between audits. LOL! How did you know? One of the cash businesses was a topless car wash!
12,430
posted on
12/30/2005 10:05:28 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: A CA Guy
:-P
I doubt I'll earn a nobel prize for my contribution to the world. LOL!
To: tuliptree76
I eat one or two chocolate cream pies a year and that is it.
12,432
posted on
12/30/2005 10:06:27 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Baraonda
I ain't never gonna be able to write a dessertation!
So nothing about the complex role of confections and the like, and their role in the development of multicultural interactions?
Good to see you're thinking!
To: phantomworker
ZOT is from the comic strip BC..when a bolt of lightning strikes, the illustrator would use the word "ZOT"
12,434
posted on
12/30/2005 10:06:54 PM PST
by
concretebob
(Which part of "National Security" does the press find confusing?)
To: tuliptree76
You got a 12412. Congrats.
Did you see my 12345 tonight?
12,435
posted on
12/30/2005 10:07:23 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: A CA Guy
I haven't been baking much for quite some time now. I made pies for Thanksgiving and Christmas. I can't remember the time that I baked before then.
To: Das Outsider
12,437
posted on
12/30/2005 10:09:29 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: tuliptree76
You have a better chance though with your new title.
"My Fish Ate My Dissertation, But I Promise It Was Packed Full Of Revelations That The Tax World Would Surely Have Nominated Me For the Nobel Prize For Economics With, REALLY! And Here Is An Influential Colon For My Title 
"
12,438
posted on
12/30/2005 10:10:11 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: tuliptree76
Did you use ready-made shells, or did you make your own?
12,439
posted on
12/30/2005 10:10:49 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: A CA Guy
ROFLOL!
Maybe a couple of swimming pools... Coyote Ugly clubs... etc.
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