"My Fish Ate My Dissertation, But I Promise It Was Packed Full Of Revelations That The Tax World Would Surely Have Nominated Me For the Nobel Prize For Economics With, REALLY! And Here Is An Influential Colon For My Title 
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"My Fish Ate My Dissertation, But I Promise It Was Packed Full Of Revelations That The Tax World Would Surely Have Nominated Me For the Nobel Prize For Economics With, REALLY! And Here Is An Influential Colon For My Title "
No colonoscopies please!