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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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You are in the basement of a building; there are three light switches that control three lights in the rooms above. You need to find out which switch controls which light. Once you leave the basement, you cannot return , and you are only allowed into each of the other rooms once.

How do you tell which switch turns on which light?
12,401 posted on 12/30/2005 9:44:47 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Das Outsider

Monty Python?


12,402 posted on 12/30/2005 9:45:08 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Same old samo. Have to go back to work on Monday! Wish I could have more time off! How about you?!


12,403 posted on 12/30/2005 9:45:46 PM PST by phantomworker (Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.)
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To: A CA Guy

I'll have a hugh slice of the strawberry one hoping that that white stuff is not Crisco.


12,404 posted on 12/30/2005 9:46:06 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Baraonda

It's in taxation. I don't really want to get into any details until I defend my proposal and my committee okays everything.


12,405 posted on 12/30/2005 9:46:39 PM PST by tuliptree76
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Monty Python?

Yep. On one version of The Holy Grail they replaced regular subtitles with lines from Henry IV. In some scenes, it fit remarkably well.
12,406 posted on 12/30/2005 9:47:16 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: phantomworker

I still have some time off from going back to teaching. However, I have to work on my project over the semester break. So I don't have much of a break. LOL!


12,407 posted on 12/30/2005 9:48:12 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: phantomworker

Merci.

That's French for "thank you" as is "backroom" for parlour, I think.


12,408 posted on 12/30/2005 9:48:22 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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I wonder how popular a show about IRS Agents or tax return preparers would be?

Well, there was a plot about IRS agents who are on the way to a convention but their plane makes a forced landing into a strip mall running a number of cash businesses and they are all compelled to audit.

Could be a nail biting major ratings monster.

12,409 posted on 12/30/2005 9:49:48 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76

Is that a masters or phd?


12,410 posted on 12/30/2005 9:50:27 PM PST by phantomworker (Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.)
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To: tuliptree76

What does ZOT stand for anyway?

I know UT stands for undead thread?


12,411 posted on 12/30/2005 9:51:52 PM PST by phantomworker (Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.)
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To: A CA Guy

I have a feeling it would probably only get ratings if they had women running around in bikinis in between audits. LOL!


12,412 posted on 12/30/2005 9:52:03 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Baraonda

Merci beaucoup. Thank you very much!


12,413 posted on 12/30/2005 9:52:48 PM PST by phantomworker (Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.)
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To: phantomworker

PhD.

(I've been in school a long time!)


12,414 posted on 12/30/2005 9:52:59 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Baraonda

I read somewhere that if you use a colon in the title that it will impress the reader more than if w/o one.

Nah, the colon doesn't appeal to me that much.

12,415 posted on 12/30/2005 9:53:02 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: phantomworker

I'm still not really sure how the work came about, but ZOT basically is when the moderators stop a troll.


12,416 posted on 12/30/2005 9:54:06 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Baraonda

I'm sure it was made with pure lard rendered from pork for your pleasure.


12,417 posted on 12/30/2005 9:54:15 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

I knew it...should have kept quite.


12,418 posted on 12/30/2005 9:54:55 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: tuliptree76

I'm working on my Phd too! in Industrial Engineering, how about you?


12,419 posted on 12/30/2005 9:55:07 PM PST by phantomworker (Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.)
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To: A CA Guy; Baraonda

My working title is really long, but it doesn't have a colon (either type) in it. LOL!


12,420 posted on 12/30/2005 9:55:16 PM PST by tuliptree76
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