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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
*huggy things*
For when you are "Kwanzaaing"* your baby.
(*The new meaning of "Kwanzaa" is "toilet training").
11,521
posted on
12/27/2005 4:35:38 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear
Well we wouldn't be here if you hadn't left early.....
yelp!
11,522
posted on
12/27/2005 4:36:47 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face
I understand. I always have things I didn't get accomplished.
11,523
posted on
12/27/2005 4:38:54 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick
Okay, how many have heard those stupid commercials about a cheap navigation system?
"You're supposed to ask Tom-Tom, not Fan-Fan."
11,524
posted on
12/27/2005 4:39:02 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: freedumb2003
LOL! The new one will need those tiny diapers (for a week or so, the way our babies grow.) The older two boys will have a major Kwanzaa experience, hopefully leaving us with only one in diapers by, say, Easter.
11,525
posted on
12/27/2005 4:40:10 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
To: fanfan; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
:grabs Bunitty's harness:
Find the red wine boy! Mmmmm red wine!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
11,526
posted on
12/27/2005 4:40:14 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
11,527
posted on
12/27/2005 4:41:04 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
To: NicknamedBob
Er...MR. NicknamedBob: Yes, I warn people to stay out of the Lower Levels because those people are new here...I'm not...
And don't "feel sorry" for me...I loathe and detest that term, because I've always been self sufficient. If I get lost in the Castle, then it's because I was given faulty information.
I know how to read a map, find my way without one, change a tire and change the oil in my truck. I'm not about to lose my way in a place as small as The Flying Castle...remember: I'm a military wife, mother and widow...
11,528
posted on
12/27/2005 4:45:55 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: freedumb2003
*snort*
Hi there!
How was your Christmas?
I've missed you!
I still can't find my "1,000,000 BC" photo...what did you do with it?
11,529
posted on
12/27/2005 4:47:51 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
YAH! (I like white wine, but it may be right next to the red, so I won't complain!)
11,530
posted on
12/27/2005 4:49:57 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
OHNO!!!! I KILLED THE THREAD!
11,531
posted on
12/27/2005 4:51:56 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: A CA Guy
If the holes in the wall bring heat into your apartment, it may end up being too good a thing to seal up. I was looking to make sure you didn't drill any holes. ;-)
To: Monkey Face
I thought you had that pic -- I'll track it down ;).
Not bad Christmas -- spent a great day at the theme park with Mrs. FD2003. Got a badly needed East-coast style long coat and a great replacement travel bag (my bag was beat up and had holes in it from so much use).
How about you? Have fun? Santa good to you?
11,533
posted on
12/27/2005 4:56:27 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
To: NicknamedBob
I hope I didn't miss much!
To: Monkey Face; fanfan; sionnsar; Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; King Prout; ...
General Announcement:
To all residents and guests, crew members and manacled prisoners: Prepare for Trans-Lunar Insertion in five minutes!
There will be an additional warning, and then a gentle, slow sustained push. You will feel slightly heavier, but not even as heavy as you would on Earth.
This will take us out of Earth orbit, and propel us toward the Moon. Soon we will be clearly on our way to Mars.
Stand by for next announcement. *click*
11,536
posted on
12/27/2005 5:00:50 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: freedumb2003
Actually, I HAD that picture, but it's on a 3.5 floppy and my new tower doesn't support that. So if it's not too much trouble...
My Christmas was quiet, but it will pick up between now and this time next week!
11,537
posted on
12/27/2005 5:01:16 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: tuliptree76; Irish_Thatcherite
Oh no!
Not you two again!
11,538
posted on
12/27/2005 5:01:16 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
Yaahhhhhhhh... :Hole opens in ceiling Bunitty, Face HTB and fanfan tumble out into the hot tub:
Glub!
Hi Tax-Chick!
11,539
posted on
12/27/2005 5:01:22 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
To: Monkey Face
Put it on a CD or a DVD this time ;)
11,540
posted on
12/27/2005 5:02:40 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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