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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Tax-chick
"... if people are lost, it's not my fault!" Certainly not. You showed gumption.
11,501
posted on
12/27/2005 4:15:12 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; fanfan; Monkey Face
We aren't lost. I know where we are. I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.
11,502
posted on
12/27/2005 4:18:08 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
To: NicknamedBob
Right now I am thinking about you and a swim noodle. "We lift off at six," you said.
"Oh" thought I "plenty of time to take the Bunitty out for a little hunting."
Six. Ha!
11,503
posted on
12/27/2005 4:20:50 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
To: Tax-chick
11,504
posted on
12/27/2005 4:21:40 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: NicknamedBob
If anybody is shocked by seeing an extremely large woman's Gumption, he must have lived a sheltered life.
11,505
posted on
12/27/2005 4:21:57 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
To: fanfan
One never knows until it's too late.
11,506
posted on
12/27/2005 4:22:32 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.I understand perfectly. I'm dealing with the problem by staying still and drinking, here, wherever "here" is.
11,507
posted on
12/27/2005 4:23:28 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
To: Tax-chick
11,508
posted on
12/27/2005 4:25:10 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
To: Monkey Face; All
I was going to ask them, but I already had to ask them to correct a spelling mistake today, so I better give them a break.
;-)
11,509
posted on
12/27/2005 4:25:18 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Some kind of red wine from California. It's not all that great, but it's what we've got.
I need to get AA batteries tomorrow, so I'll pick up more wine, too.
11,510
posted on
12/27/2005 4:26:38 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob
...I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.See?
Bob, I think you could have made the corridors and "levelevators" easier for us to find. I mean, we're not ALL familiar with ALL the Castle!
Have a heart, guy! I mean...this is all perfect in your head, but SOME of us aren't privy to those images!
11,511
posted on
12/27/2005 4:27:03 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face; King Prout
Wasn't King Prout supposed to be drawing maps for us?
11,512
posted on
12/27/2005 4:29:16 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
To: Tax-chick
LOL!
TC, has the reduced gravity helped you at all?
(And Patrick needs another hug from Auntie 'Face for his second day of dry drawers!)
11,513
posted on
12/27/2005 4:29:45 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
I'm feeling quite drifty!
And that reminds me, I need to return Pat to the latrine before he goes to bed, and I'll be sure to give him an extra hug :-).
11,514
posted on
12/27/2005 4:30:59 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
To: Tax-chick; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
Er...that's what I thought, too...but ya know he had visitors and then he got sick... and I think the Mad Bastich took a lot of "oomph" out of him.
11,515
posted on
12/27/2005 4:31:24 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Tax-chick; fanfan; Monkey Face
Red wine is good.
Ok Face, fanfan things are going to start moving fast here in a moment so we have to hold on tight so we don't lose anybody.
You guys ready?
11,516
posted on
12/27/2005 4:32:56 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
To: Tax-chick
11,517
posted on
12/27/2005 4:33:05 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
As long as I have Bunitty's breath odor to guide me, I'm good to go! *huge smile*
11,518
posted on
12/27/2005 4:33:54 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Holding on tight.
Ouch!
Sorry, let me try that again.
OK, go!
11,519
posted on
12/27/2005 4:35:12 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face
'Face, I really feel sorry for you, but is it my fault your guide books are packed in cardboard boxes?
Keep in mind, we only discovered the special qualities of the lower corridors after Darksheare tried to map them, and discovered that they were changing.
Also, isn't it you who is always warning people to stay out of the lower corridors?
11,520
posted on
12/27/2005 4:35:13 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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