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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear; Dead Corpse; King Prout; sionnsar; Darksheare

While we are in orbit about Earth, it is just about impossible to maintain any kind of proper orientation to the sun.

Accordingly, we are opening up our circulation pumps to held distribute heat from the atomic reactors, and we are using artificial light primarily. There is plenty of power.

Once we get into a stable orientation, we can set up our diurnal solar mirror to provide natural sunlight most of the time, adjusting its focus as needed as we get closer to Mars.

That will also give us the opportunity to erect the zero-gee enclosure for some special fun.


11,481 posted on 12/27/2005 3:34:39 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: fanfan
:grabs fanfan's belt before she can wander off:

Don't you go wandering off by yourself. Don't you watch horror movies?

11,482 posted on 12/27/2005 3:40:50 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: fanfan; NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Darksheare; King Prout; tuliptree76

Actually, I think the ZOT! Undead Thread needs a slot of it's own...I mean...we keep appropriating ZOT! threads...as a "continuation" of the original one we took to the Wall...we need an "Undead Thread" slot...Anybody know JimRob well enough to "speak up?"


11,483 posted on 12/27/2005 3:41:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Harmless Teddy Bear; All

Bob,
What I want/need to know is how we ended up in the basement.

I was supposed to be "on deck", and 'Face was supposed to be in the tub, next to Tax-chick.

Are you sure you disabled 'that' button?

*worried*


11,484 posted on 12/27/2005 3:43:07 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

*twirls back*

Thanks!


11,485 posted on 12/27/2005 3:44:21 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: NicknamedBob
"...to erect the zero-gee enclosure for some special fun."

Wellnow! That sounds...um...especially funny...;o]

11,486 posted on 12/27/2005 3:46:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Darksheare; King Prout; tuliptree76
Actually, I think the ZOT! Undead Thread needs a slot of it's own


There is a link on the home page, but it still takes you here.


Perhaps we could ask the mods to forward the link.

OTOH, this tread is not really about ZOT anymore.

I don't know....

11,487 posted on 12/27/2005 3:51:13 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Don't you go wandering off by yourself. Don't you watch horror movies?

The only thing you have to remember about horror movies is if someone says: Don't go OUT there! Oh. Wait. You already said that...never mind.

11,488 posted on 12/27/2005 3:52:52 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Harmless Teddy Bear

Well, let's see. 'Face was on the Thrust Ring, so she had to take one of the spherical elevator cars to get to the Castle.

She probably asked you to meet her in the basement, where one of the tubes exits. I can only surmise you may have gone down one level too far in the tower elevator, and then you might have descended one extra level from that.

In any case, the tunnels you are in are unreliable for navigational purposes. I recommend either stairs or tube transit to any other location.


11,489 posted on 12/27/2005 3:53:46 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: fanfan

This thread is ALWAYS about ZOT! That's how we can move every month: we find a troll, we pave the little sucker, and take over his thread! Presto! Instant Undead thread!


11,490 posted on 12/27/2005 3:54:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear

OK.

Thanks.

Got that Face?

Bear?


11,491 posted on 12/27/2005 3:56:10 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Well I am down here because "someone" said that we would be lifting off at six and then lifted off early.

This was the only door left open....

:Sounds of eerie moans in the distance:

And oh I hope that is the engine and not a stray Yeti that slipped in behind us. I left my bow in my rooms.

11,492 posted on 12/27/2005 3:56:42 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: Monkey Face

You're right!

So lets ask the mods to change the link every time we move!

!!!

!

;-)


11,493 posted on 12/27/2005 4:03:16 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; fanfan; NicknamedBob
Well, let's see. 'Face was on the Thrust Ring, so she had to take one of the spherical elevator cars to get to the Castle...

But I am certainly capable of being aware of my surroundings...

Well I am down here because "someone" said that we would be lifting off at six and then lifted off early.

That's exactly what I thought...but then...I said to myself, "They wouldn't leave without me!" (Would they?)

11,494 posted on 12/27/2005 4:05:35 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: fanfan

I'm afraid I don't "know" the Mods...but maybe we could get a petition going...?


11,495 posted on 12/27/2005 4:06:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear

Well I am down here because "someone" said that we would be lifting off at six and then lifted off early.

Me too.





Well, BOB?


11,496 posted on 12/27/2005 4:07:49 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

All right, look. The corridors you're in tend to change their orientation depending on what you think about.

Most of them are rather cooperative. The problem seems to be that up doesn't mean what it used to anymore. Try going through the corridors seeking a right turn.

Coriolis effects will cause a right turn to move upward, and you will soon find yourself seeing artificial daylight again.

Trust me.


11,497 posted on 12/27/2005 4:10:28 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: NicknamedBob; fanfan; Monkey Face

Now if people are lost, it's not my fault!


11,498 posted on 12/27/2005 4:10:40 PM PST by Tax-chick (A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
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To: Monkey Face

I think we could just ask them to do a link to the link.

:-)


11,499 posted on 12/27/2005 4:11:01 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Tax-chick

Why would it be your fault?


11,500 posted on 12/27/2005 4:14:14 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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