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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear; Dead Corpse; King Prout; sionnsar; Darksheare
While we are in orbit about Earth, it is just about impossible to maintain any kind of proper orientation to the sun.
Accordingly, we are opening up our circulation pumps to held distribute heat from the atomic reactors, and we are using artificial light primarily. There is plenty of power.
Once we get into a stable orientation, we can set up our diurnal solar mirror to provide natural sunlight most of the time, adjusting its focus as needed as we get closer to Mars.
That will also give us the opportunity to erect the zero-gee enclosure for some special fun.
11,481
posted on
12/27/2005 3:34:39 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: fanfan
:grabs fanfan's belt before she can wander off:
Don't you go wandering off by yourself. Don't you watch horror movies?
11,482
posted on
12/27/2005 3:40:50 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
To: fanfan; NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Darksheare; King Prout; tuliptree76
Actually, I think the ZOT! Undead Thread needs a slot of it's own...I mean...we keep appropriating ZOT! threads...as a "continuation" of the original one we took to the Wall...we need an "Undead Thread" slot...Anybody know JimRob well enough to "speak up?"
11,483
posted on
12/27/2005 3:41:32 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Harmless Teddy Bear; All
Bob,
What I want/need to know is how we ended up in the basement.
I was supposed to be "on deck", and 'Face was supposed to be in the tub, next to Tax-chick.
Are you sure you disabled 'that' button?
*worried*
11,484
posted on
12/27/2005 3:43:07 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
11,485
posted on
12/27/2005 3:44:21 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: NicknamedBob
"...to erect the zero-gee enclosure for some special fun." Wellnow! That sounds...um...especially funny...;o]
11,486
posted on
12/27/2005 3:46:55 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Darksheare; King Prout; tuliptree76
Actually, I think the ZOT! Undead Thread needs a slot of it's own
There is a link on the home page, but it still takes you
here.
Perhaps we could ask the mods to forward the link.
OTOH, this tread is not really about ZOT anymore.
I don't know....
11,487
posted on
12/27/2005 3:51:13 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Don't you go wandering off by yourself. Don't you watch horror movies?The only thing you have to remember about horror movies is if someone says: Don't go OUT there! Oh. Wait. You already said that...never mind.
11,488
posted on
12/27/2005 3:52:52 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Harmless Teddy Bear
Well, let's see. 'Face was on the Thrust Ring, so she had to take one of the spherical elevator cars to get to the Castle.
She probably asked you to meet her in the basement, where one of the tubes exits. I can only surmise you may have gone down one level too far in the tower elevator, and then you might have descended one extra level from that.
In any case, the tunnels you are in are unreliable for navigational purposes. I recommend either stairs or tube transit to any other location.
11,489
posted on
12/27/2005 3:53:46 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: fanfan
This thread is ALWAYS about ZOT! That's how we can move every month: we find a troll, we pave the little sucker, and take over his thread! Presto! Instant Undead thread!
11,490
posted on
12/27/2005 3:54:18 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear
OK.
Thanks.
Got that Face?
Bear?
11,491
posted on
12/27/2005 3:56:10 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Well I am down here because "someone" said that we would be lifting off at six and then lifted off early.
This was the only door left open....
:Sounds of eerie moans in the distance:
And oh I hope that is the engine and not a stray Yeti that slipped in behind us. I left my bow in my rooms.
11,492
posted on
12/27/2005 3:56:42 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
To: Monkey Face
You're right!
So lets ask the mods to change the link every time we move!
!!!
!
;-)
11,493
posted on
12/27/2005 4:03:16 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; fanfan; NicknamedBob
Well, let's see. 'Face was on the Thrust Ring, so she had to take one of the spherical elevator cars to get to the Castle...But I am certainly capable of being aware of my surroundings...
Well I am down here because "someone" said that we would be lifting off at six and then lifted off early.
That's exactly what I thought...but then...I said to myself, "They wouldn't leave without me!" (Would they?)
11,494
posted on
12/27/2005 4:05:35 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: fanfan
I'm afraid I don't "know" the Mods...but maybe we could get a petition going...?
11,495
posted on
12/27/2005 4:06:37 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear
Well I am down here because "someone" said that we would be lifting off at six and then lifted off early.
Me too.
Well, BOB?
11,496
posted on
12/27/2005 4:07:49 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
All right, look. The corridors you're in tend to change their orientation depending on what you think about.
Most of them are rather cooperative. The problem seems to be that up doesn't mean what it used to anymore. Try going through the corridors seeking a right turn.
Coriolis effects will cause a right turn to move upward, and you will soon find yourself seeing artificial daylight again.
Trust me.
11,497
posted on
12/27/2005 4:10:28 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: NicknamedBob; fanfan; Monkey Face
Now if people are lost, it's not my fault!
11,498
posted on
12/27/2005 4:10:40 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
To: Monkey Face
I think we could just ask them to do a link to the link.
:-)
11,499
posted on
12/27/2005 4:11:01 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Tax-chick
Why would it be your fault?
11,500
posted on
12/27/2005 4:14:14 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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