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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: fanfan

We are in THIS station!

Don't worry about that soft mushy thing against the wall...it will go away in the "daylight."

Er...does it have an odor?


11,461 posted on 12/27/2005 3:01:02 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Hey, Teddy!

Did yuo make Wassail? I hope you didn't feed it to Bunnity...


11,462 posted on 12/27/2005 3:02:26 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face
Wasn't I suppose to?

That might explain the nasty mood he has been in. I guess Bunitties get hangovers too.

11,463 posted on 12/27/2005 3:06:00 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: Monkey Face

You want me to smell it???

Yuck!


*sniff*

*sniff, sniff, sni.....*

Whoa!

Raw meat?


11,464 posted on 12/27/2005 3:06:33 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Quit sniffing the Bunitty's dinner.


11,465 posted on 12/27/2005 3:09:22 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face

I think you two have wandered a little too far into the not-recommended depths of the Castle.

Work your way upward, if possible. By the way, your compass won't work here.


11,466 posted on 12/27/2005 3:09:41 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: NicknamedBob; fanfan; Monkey Face

That's ok the Bunitty will guide us back to the upper levels just as soon as he finishes his snack.


11,467 posted on 12/27/2005 3:11:44 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

up.

Up.

UP?

In one third gravity?


11,468 posted on 12/27/2005 3:11:50 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I'm sure the Bunnity has things he can't eat...although at the moment, I can't think of what that might be...


11,469 posted on 12/27/2005 3:12:35 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I think it was something on the wall in the basement.

'Face and I are trying to find our way....UP?


11,470 posted on 12/27/2005 3:13:43 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face
Considering he downed a blog pimp earlier with only a small belch to show for it I have no idea what he wouldn't eat either.

:scratches behind the Bunitty's ears:

That's my little garbage disposal!

11,471 posted on 12/27/2005 3:16:49 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: tuliptree76
Here's a link to the article I mentioned. I don't know how applicable it is to your situation, but it was interesting, nontheless.

http://chronicle.com/weekly/v52/i17/17c00101.htm

If you can figure out a way to read the entire article without subscribing, please let me know. I get my subscription by snail mail.

11,472 posted on 12/27/2005 3:18:24 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
LOL!

Whats a blog pimp ?

11,473 posted on 12/27/2005 3:18:27 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face
Well up is kind of relative when you are in space.

We are actually on the other side of the middle.

11,474 posted on 12/27/2005 3:19:28 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: NicknamedBob; fanfan; Harmless Teddy Bear

WHAT? My Boy Scout Compass won't work here??? What a GYP!

I want my money back!

(Teddy, tell Bunitty to hurry and gag that stuff down, OK?)


11,475 posted on 12/27/2005 3:19:56 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: fanfan
Someone who signs up on FR just to try to get hits on their blog.

This one was actually trying to get people to sign up for e-mail alerts when the drudge report updated.

(Why does the spelling chicken not recognize "Blog" as a word?)

11,476 posted on 12/27/2005 3:23:04 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; fanfan
:Slurp!:

Oh gross! I guess he is through and he just licked my face. Anybody got a handywipe? That boy needs a breathmint.

11,477 posted on 12/27/2005 3:26:10 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Oh, thanks. I think.

*walks away, further into the dark, muttering about middles of other sides*


11,478 posted on 12/27/2005 3:26:33 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Breathmint, He77! He needs a steady diet of chlorophyll tablets!
11,479 posted on 12/27/2005 3:28:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
(Why does the spelling chicken not recognize "Blog" as a word?)

For the same reason that important stuff from blogs has to be posted in the blogs and personal section, where nobody reads them.

I know we're not a blog, but I think we (FR) could afford the blogs a little more respect.

People power, and all that.

11,480 posted on 12/27/2005 3:29:35 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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