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"I hate dimocRATS"1 posted on
11/02/2005 9:17:46 AM PST by
kingattax
To: kingattax
Hmm, might better leave this one alone.
2 posted on
11/02/2005 9:18:59 AM PST by
FearlessFreep
(Sometimes I think I am educated beyond my intelligence.)
To: kingattax
I didn't there were ANY Kennedys left for marriage........
4 posted on
11/02/2005 9:19:21 AM PST by
Red Badger
(Spies are the most important asset, because on them depends an army's ability to march. - SUN TZU)
To: kingattax
7 posted on
11/02/2005 9:20:04 AM PST by
Buck W.
(Yesterday's Intelligentsia are today's Irrelevantsia.)
To: kingattax
What she said:
"Gee, thanks bro. I always wanted a donkey"
What she thought:
You Jackass.
To: kingattax
12 posted on
11/02/2005 9:20:37 AM PST by
dfwgator
To: kingattax
"We're fond of giving each other live animals, and these animals have only progressively gotten larger," she said. "So Joel, he's going to get something very large and four-legged." Might I suggest . . .
To: kingattax
"Woman gets Donkey for her 50th Birthday"
Wow. Too many ways to take this one. You South Park conservatives behave yourselves!
14 posted on
11/02/2005 9:21:47 AM PST by
trubluolyguy
(Is it more stupid believe in God, or to be offended by that which you don't believe exists?)
To: kingattax
What a great gift! I'd just die if someone gave me a donk, or a mini donk for my birthday. He'd have to go live at my sister's house, though.
To: kingattax
When is it news that someone gets some ass on his/her birthday?
17 posted on
11/02/2005 9:24:00 AM PST by
VRWCmember
(hard-core, politically angry, hyperconservative, and loaded with vitriol about everything liberal.)
To: kingattax
"....a donkey says forever"
To: kingattax
When I turned four my uncle gave me a drum set for my birthday.
Several months later my dad had a friend that was moving and had a little furry rat dog that they were trying to find a home for and my dad gave it to my uncle’s daughter for her birthday.
The twist there was that the little furry dog was pregnant and had four pups shortly after my cousin got it.
That marked the end of the smart-ass gift giving, as I recall it.
21 posted on
11/02/2005 9:26:11 AM PST by
Who dat?
To: kingattax
Name: "Half-Ass" (may someday grow into a Complete-Ass)
To: kingattax
Funny how the term "jackass" or even just "ass" is never used when referring to the Dem symbol....
27 posted on
11/02/2005 9:32:34 AM PST by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
To: kingattax
"My biggest problem is, I can't figure out how to warm up a two-quart bottle."Typical dimocRAT. can't figure out how to do ANYTHING !
To: kingattax
As a Dem, her ass is out in left field.
Woman should change to the Republican Party and straighten her ass out.
30 posted on
11/02/2005 9:37:00 AM PST by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
To: kingattax
A card we found in an old car that was junked in the '50s- "Admit one to the Greenville Donkey Roast, everyone gets a piece of ass!"
33 posted on
11/02/2005 12:48:06 PM PST by
oilspot
(You get more of what you subsidise.)
To: kingattax
It's only appropriate that a Jackass should care for a donkey.
35 posted on
11/02/2005 12:53:27 PM PST by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: kingattax
Okay, I'm going to be the buzzkill here.
Livestock is not a gag gift.
I hope she makes some arrangement for a decent home for the donkey.
Sheesh. God save me from those sensitive, compassionate Democrats.
36 posted on
11/02/2005 2:32:23 PM PST by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: kingattax
""So Joel, he's going to get something very large and four-legged."Pssssst..........Joel............buddy.............if you're a Republican, look out...........
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