Posted on 11/01/2005 9:23:42 AM PST by Millee
I'm 40, the cute girl from upstairs is 23. When she stopped by to commiserate about loud neighbors, we had a beer, went dancing, and then had sex. Afterward, she seemed weird and left abruptly. I wrote her a note, "Sorry if I made you uncomfortable, but I love you and look forward to seeing you again." She hasn't looked at me since. Where did I go wrong? -- Mr. Neighbor
Grateful as you may be to a girl for having sex with you, it's never a good idea to let on. You could've had a future with her -- the kind 40-year-old guys without handfuls of bling typically have with 23-year-old girls: jump-starting their cars, lugging their couches up four flights of stairs, and maybe catching a little action when there are no hot young guys to be found. You blew it, though, with "I'm a lonely sack of emptiness!" -- which is how "I love you" translates after one beer, one dance, and one roll in the sack. (You say "I love you"; she says "It seemed like a good idea at the time.")
Technically....no.. so you'll have to get that approved by the Alpha Princess.
Alpha says,
Najida can be anything she damn well pleases.
Actually, all of the RWOS can be anything!
They are so awesome, they are princesses and fairies and goddesses all wrapped into one!
And, I'm lucky to "know" each one of them!
Darn right I'm vain!
And I think I'd rather be a Queen than a Princess
That's Delta Burke on the Right and Jill Conner Brown on the left.
Mah Heros! Oh, and the guy (Jill's Hubby) is wearing a "Spud Stud" T shirt.
Who effin' declared an Alpha Princess?!?
Who's bloody bright idea was that?
Hmmmm....
Fine, I'll be "Princess Diva Know-it-all"
Howzat?
Well, I stand corrected. That photo does indeed qualify as compelling evidence of vanity.
A 'Ton of Vanity,' in fact!
Maybe two tons! ;-)
How about Eyore?
Thank you....
On my nice days I'll be Tinker,
on my bad days I'll be Diva,
and on my 'I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Days,
I'll be InthebottomofabottleofTequila
KimmyJaye called me the Alpha Princess or some such thing.
If you want - you can be the Alpha Princess instead. But, Kimmy ain't gonna like that.
As if we care.
Weelllll,
Mebby not 2 tons,
there's a lot of foam rubber, silicone and goosefeathers there.
Can I just call you Tequila on those special days?
PS... I was unpacking from my recent move (yeah - three months ago, recent - still unpacking)
And found about eight bottles of different types of tequila. Wanna come over and taste test with me?
;-)
That's him!
fishnet stockings holding in the fish smell.
Oh no!
I have enough trouble trying to convince my dogs that I'm the Alpha female.
OK, so I hold the can opener, that alone should be enough.
I am not STUPID enough to do what this guy did. Still, can you add me to this ping list? lol.
Think diet, ladies. :-)
I used to tell mine that I had the thumbs - that's why I was alpha to her.
Okay - I'll continue to be Alpha and you be whoever you'd like on any particular day. It would help if you had flags on the front door - Red for Tequila Days, Yellow for Diva Days and Green for Tinkerbells.
;-)
DD
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