Oh no!
I have enough trouble trying to convince my dogs that I'm the Alpha female.
OK, so I hold the can opener, that alone should be enough.
I used to tell mine that I had the thumbs - that's why I was alpha to her.
Okay - I'll continue to be Alpha and you be whoever you'd like on any particular day. It would help if you had flags on the front door - Red for Tequila Days, Yellow for Diva Days and Green for Tinkerbells.
;-)
DD