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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
FR | 10/28/2005 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 10/28/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by BJClinton

Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
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To: Maximus of Texas
Patter for your pumpkin:


341 posted on 10/28/2005 11:45:14 AM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: dorathexplorer

patter=patterN


342 posted on 10/28/2005 11:45:24 AM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: dorathexplorer

Who is that?


343 posted on 10/28/2005 11:47:31 AM PDT by Maximus of Texas (Pull my finger)
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To: PaulaB
"Clean but equally complex and stunning Dessert wine. Essenses of varnish, oaky cheap gin and strong skim milk. Drink now through June."

Silly link

344 posted on 10/28/2005 11:47:51 AM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Bush


346 posted on 10/28/2005 11:51:23 AM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: Pookyhead

Good grief, look at the cholesterol!


347 posted on 10/28/2005 11:51:29 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: Maximus of Texas
Speaking about baseball, Fitzgerald used a baseball analogy to explain his indictments. Here's a transcript:

"I can explain the entire case with a baseball analogy: man on first isn't a basestealing risk, pitcher's curveball isn't working today, the grass is Kentucky blue, paid attendance is 13,543, the umpire has been married for 24 years, the team at bat doesn't have pinstripe uniforms, the infield is playing in, beer sales end in the seventh inning, the wind is blowing out toward left field, the infield-fly rule is very confusing, I miss Harry Caray, tomorrow's game is sold out, Ed Ott was one helluva good catcher, two balls and one strike, tough-actin' Tinactin, Jacob's Field is a great venue, Steinbrenner's an ass, shortstop has a bad ankle, if you hit the bull in center field you get a free steak, you can get sushi right here in the ballpark.

"I think that should clear things up."

349 posted on 10/28/2005 11:53:23 AM PDT by Petronski (Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
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To: EX52D
LOL

Heartattackkkkkkkk in a can
350 posted on 10/28/2005 11:53:59 AM PDT by PaulaB (No comprende..... it’s a riddle)
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To: Pookyhead

True ;)


352 posted on 10/28/2005 11:56:48 AM PDT by PaulaB (No comprende..... it’s a riddle)
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To: PaulaB

353 posted on 10/28/2005 11:57:05 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: Pookyhead

I'll remember that brand if I ever turn into a zombie.


354 posted on 10/28/2005 11:57:54 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Do they have Gordon Freeman?


355 posted on 10/28/2005 11:59:11 AM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: exile
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356 posted on 10/28/2005 11:59:16 AM PDT by PaulaB (No comprende..... it’s a riddle)
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To: EX52D

I read a bit of trivia years ago, when it comes to cholesterol, pork brains are numero uno. I never expected that little tid bit of info to percolate back up to the forefront of my consciousness!


357 posted on 10/28/2005 11:59:17 AM PDT by Sax
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To: Pookyhead
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Fries??? maybe...maybe not
359 posted on 10/28/2005 12:03:23 PM PDT by PaulaB (No comprende..... it’s a riddle)
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To: BJClinton

Better never than late


360 posted on 10/28/2005 12:03:57 PM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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