**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

FR | 10/28/2005 | TheUsualSuspects

[BJClinton]

Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...

[Darksheare]

Welcome.

[peacebaby]

Boy does that sound good.

Where's my rolaids?

[PaulaB]

Vampire's Kiss

Ingredients:
2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz dry Gin
1/2 oz Dry Vermouth
1 tblsp Tequila
1 pinch Salt
2 oz Tomato juice
Mixing instructions:
Shake with ice. Strain over ice in an old fashined glass.

[PaulaB]

That Vampires Kiss drink

sounds like it could really

light your fire ;)

[Maximus of Texas]

Not to sure about them White Sox

[peacebaby]

The Vampire Drink sounds like the drink for hangovers.

[peacebaby]

Sorry, I meant the Graveyard sounds like a great hangover drink.

[Maximus of Texas]

The Perfect Website for Pissant

[Millee]

Vampire's Kiss
Ingredients:

* 2 oz Vodka
* 1/2 oz dry Gin
* 1/2 oz Dry Vermouth
* 1 tblsp Tequila
* 1 pinch Salt
* 2 oz Tomato juice

Mixing instructions:

Shake with ice. Strain over ice in an old fashined glass.

Although I'm not sure what the purpose of the tomato juice is??

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

This is what I like!!

Red Death #2 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ingredients:
Absolut Vodka
Southern Comfort
Amaretto
Sloe gin
Triple sec
Orange juice

Mixing instructions:
Pour all the ingredients in mixing glass with ice. Shake and strain into shot glass(es).

[Millee]

Why?? Does she like the man I love/adore/idolize too???

[Maximus of Texas]

Wow, they have a song for everything!

[Maximus of Texas]

She's a big WKRP fan but I think from a love/adore/idolize standpoint, she was more interested in Les Nesman.

[PaulaB]

Butt Naked Kiwi

Ingredients:
2 cans Mountain Dew
2 shots Everclear (190 proof)
24 pieces Candy, Spree
Mixing instructions:
Fill a resealable 32. oz container with one can of
ntain dew. Add the 2 shots of everclear then the second can of Mountain Dew. Add the sprees and shake until they turn white. Strain the mixture into the serving pitcher. Keep the sprees and eat them later.

[EX52D]

She sure did get "manly"...

[exile]

That is one sad website. I looked at it for 30 seconds, and I need a shower.

[Maximus of Texas]

Najida, here is a hunk for your page. He sings pretty well, too.


Time Waster

[najida]

what did i do to deserve this?







;)

[Maximus of Texas]

Sorry, I didn't hear what you said. I'm still listening to him sing. Great stuff!

[dorathexplorer]

Cerebral Hemorage
2 oz Strawberry Schnapps
1/2 oz Irish Cream
2 tsp Grenadine
Put the Strawberry Schnapps into a double shot or other small glass (this can all be performed in a single glass), then add the Bailey's. It will lump together (Bailey's, that is) to look like a brain in a red fluid (SS). Finally, add Grenadine until it "oozes" from the brain, and you're set.