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| 10/28/2005
| TheUsualSuspects
Posted on 10/28/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by BJClinton
Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: cantpostatwork; cjwolfreadingatwork; gasleak; imissyouthag; inbykeyword; ofst; rwosrocks; tgif
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
321
posted on
10/28/2005 11:24:56 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: PaulaB
Boy does that sound good.
Where's my rolaids?
322
posted on
10/28/2005 11:25:03 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: peacebaby; Millee; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Vampire's Kiss
Ingredients:
2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz dry Gin
1/2 oz Dry Vermouth
1 tblsp Tequila
1 pinch Salt
2 oz Tomato juice
Mixing instructions:
Shake with ice. Strain over ice in an old fashined glass.
323
posted on
10/28/2005 11:25:40 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
To: Millee; peacebaby
That Vampires Kiss drink
sounds like it could really
light your fire ;)
324
posted on
10/28/2005 11:27:09 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
To: All
Not to sure about them White Sox
To: PaulaB; Millee
The Vampire Drink sounds like the drink for hangovers.
326
posted on
10/28/2005 11:27:51 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: peacebaby; PaulaB; Millee
Sorry, I meant the Graveyard sounds like a great hangover drink.
327
posted on
10/28/2005 11:28:33 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: BJClinton; pissant; PaulaB; Rose of Sharn; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; ...
To: PaulaB
Vampire's Kiss
Ingredients:
* 2 oz Vodka
* 1/2 oz dry Gin
* 1/2 oz Dry Vermouth
* 1 tblsp Tequila
* 1 pinch Salt
* 2 oz Tomato juice
Mixing instructions:
Shake with ice. Strain over ice in an old fashined glass.
Although I'm not sure what the purpose of the tomato juice is??
329
posted on
10/28/2005 11:29:06 AM PDT
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: PaulaB; peacebaby; Millee
This is what I like!!
Red Death #2 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ingredients:
Absolut Vodka
Southern Comfort
Amaretto
Sloe gin
Triple sec
Orange juice
Mixing instructions:
Pour all the ingredients in mixing glass with ice. Shake and strain into shot glass(es).
330
posted on
10/28/2005 11:31:12 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Maximus of Texas
Why?? Does she like the man I love/adore/idolize too???
331
posted on
10/28/2005 11:31:48 AM PDT
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: BJClinton; pissant; PaulaB; Rose of Sharn; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; ...
To: Millee; tuffydoodle
She's a big WKRP fan but I think from a love/adore/idolize standpoint, she was more interested in Les Nesman.
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Millee
Butt Naked Kiwi
Ingredients:
2 cans Mountain Dew
2 shots Everclear (190 proof)
24 pieces Candy, Spree
Mixing instructions:
Fill a resealable 32. oz container with one can of
ntain dew. Add the 2 shots of everclear then the second can of Mountain Dew. Add the sprees and shake until they turn white. Strain the mixture into the serving pitcher. Keep the sprees and eat them later.
334
posted on
10/28/2005 11:35:31 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
To: Maximus of Texas
She sure did get "manly"...
335
posted on
10/28/2005 11:35:55 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: Maximus of Texas
That is one sad website. I looked at it for 30 seconds, and I need a shower.
336
posted on
10/28/2005 11:38:18 AM PDT
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: BJClinton; PaulaB; Rose of Sharn; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; ...
Najida, here is a hunk for your page. He sings pretty well, too.
Time Waster
To: Maximus of Texas
what did i do to deserve this?
;)
338
posted on
10/28/2005 11:41:04 AM PDT
by
najida
(I've found the last dragon, now I need to figure out what to do with him.)
To: najida
Sorry, I didn't hear what you said. I'm still listening to him sing. Great stuff!
To: PaulaB
Cerebral Hemorage
2 oz Strawberry Schnapps
1/2 oz Irish Cream
2 tsp Grenadine
Put the Strawberry Schnapps into a double shot or other small glass (this can all be performed in a single glass), then add the Bailey's. It will lump together (Bailey's, that is) to look like a brain in a red fluid (SS). Finally, add Grenadine until it "oozes" from the brain, and you're set.
340
posted on
10/28/2005 11:42:57 AM PDT
by
dorathexplorer
(Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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