**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

FR | 10/28/2005 | TheUsualSuspects

[BJClinton]

Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...

[dorathexplorer]

Patter for your pumpkin:

[dorathexplorer]

patter=patterN

[Maximus of Texas]

Who is that?

[Michael Goldsberry]

"Clean but equally complex and stunning Dessert wine. Essenses of varnish, oaky cheap gin and strong skim milk. Drink now through June."

Silly link

[dorathexplorer]

Bush

[EX52D]

Good grief, look at the cholesterol!

[Petronski]

Speaking about baseball, Fitzgerald used a baseball analogy to explain his indictments. Here's a transcript:

"I can explain the entire case with a baseball analogy: man on first isn't a basestealing risk, pitcher's curveball isn't working today, the grass is Kentucky blue, paid attendance is 13,543, the umpire has been married for 24 years, the team at bat doesn't have pinstripe uniforms, the infield is playing in, beer sales end in the seventh inning, the wind is blowing out toward left field, the infield-fly rule is very confusing, I miss Harry Caray, tomorrow's game is sold out, Ed Ott was one helluva good catcher, two balls and one strike, tough-actin' Tinactin, Jacob's Field is a great venue, Steinbrenner's an ass, shortstop has a bad ankle, if you hit the bull in center field you get a free steak, you can get sushi right here in the ballpark.

"I think that should clear things up."

[PaulaB]

LOL

Heartattackkkkkkkk in a can

[PaulaB]

True ;)

[EX52D]

[exile]

I'll remember that brand if I ever turn into a zombie.

[Darksheare]

Do they have Gordon Freeman?

[PaulaB]

[Sax]

I read a bit of trivia years ago, when it comes to cholesterol, pork brains are numero uno. I never expected that little tid bit of info to percolate back up to the forefront of my consciousness!

[PaulaB]

Fries??? maybe...maybe not

[Rightly Biased]

Better never than late